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Posted:
Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:48 pm
by Lance
Everything you move mentally comes flying at you very quickly.
I wish the remote control system I bought for our living room lighting worked more consistently.
Posted:
Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:57 pm
by Dragon Star
Wish granted, but as soon as the consistency reaches perfection the system gets a short, catches fire and burns your house down.
I wish I could get cable Internet instead of dial-up!
Posted:
Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:51 pm
by St. Jimmy
Alright but the price of cable internet skyrockets rendering you bankrupt.
Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner.....
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:26 am
by Lance
Okay, but someone doused you with ketchup making you completely unappealing.
I wish they would make ketchup-proof hotdogs
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:23 am
by Capt. Moosedoom
yes but then people will douse their hotdogs ini mustard(ewww)
i wish I had a bunch of cool unopened star wars ...stuff
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:27 am
by umop ap!sdn
You do, but it's cool because it was all carved out of dry ice which means you have to store it in liquid nitrogen.
I wish I had an endless supply of limeade.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:18 am
by hippietrekx
Ok, but it falls out of the cabinet and kills you dead.
I wish I had some grape juice right now.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:07 am
by St. Jimmy
You do, but it's mixed with everyonther kind of juive known to man.
I wish I could get my eyebrow pierced.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:10 am
by hippietrekx
Ok, but it gets infected and your face has to be cut off, making flirting quite hard to do.
I wish I wouldn't have taken that nap today...
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:01 am
by St. Jimmy
Alright, but now sleep for too long tonight and miss driver's ed. because you slept in.
I wish I didn't have to make up a driver's ed class.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:03 am
by hippietrekx
Ok, you never get your licesne.
I wish my Sega was connected to the TV...
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:06 am
by Dragon Star
Sure, but watch out, the glue is still wet.
I wish I had the woman of my dreams...
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:07 am
by hippietrekx
Ok, but I'm nuts, you know.
I wish I weren't so nutty...
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:17 am
by St. Jimmy
Ok you're no longer a "nut" but are still crazy.
I wish I didn't have my dad's name.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:10 am
by Мастер
You don't, as you discover what you thought was your name was actually just a nickname, and your real name is Beauregard Poindexter.
I wish I had slept more than three hours last night.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:33 pm
by Lance
Okay, you slept for 27 hours and missed a whole day.
I wish for Whirled Peas
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:03 pm
by umop ap!sdn
Presto! The peas are in the centrifuge whirling but the cap flies off and now you have pea soup all over your walls.
I wish a Liberatrian President is elected in '08 and sworn into office.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:45 pm
by Мастер
A Libertarian president will be sworn into the American presidency next time around, but the US will adopt a parliamentary system with a ceremonial presidency, and the prime minister will be a statist.
I wish the force of gravity would be reduced so that I could change a tire without using a jack.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:39 pm
by Philip
Gravity is lessened so much that you now need bungees to keep the car down.
I wish the voices would stop.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:48 pm
by Lonewulf
The voices do stop... and now you see dancing hand gestures wherever you go.
I wish I could get into writing more.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:34 pm
by hippietrekx
Ok, but now you write so much your hand falls off.
I wish I didn't have a cold in the middle of June.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:57 pm
by Dragon Star
OK, then it gets replaced with the Flu.
I wish I had an actual love back into my life...
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:59 pm
by hippietrekx
Ok, but she lives in Guatamala.
I wish my sleeping habits would find some pattern.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:08 pm
by Lance
Okay, you now sleep 4 hours every 32 hours.
I wish tribbles were real.
Posted:
Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:10 pm
by hippietrekx
Ok, but you get to groom them.
I wish I had a lightsaber.