Illuminati-R-Us

by **Philip** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:42 pm

Rules of the game:
1: Insult the person who posted before.
2: Make the insult as amusing / detailed as possible.
3: No swearwords are allowed.
4: This is a game, not serious. As a result, post whatever you like and remember NO OFFENCE IS INTENDED.
5: If you are easily offended don't play.

As an example (and not saying this is a good one!)

You are an oxygen thief.

by **St. Jimmy** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:45 pm

And you call yourself a grammar nazi!??! HA!

by **Lance** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:48 pm

Boy, what a STUPID idea this is! How long do you think it will take before it degenerates to an all out flame war? Talk about dumb, oh boy...

by **Philip** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:49 pm

Learn to punctuate, you insult to the noble carbon atom. Or are you silicon based?

by **Enzo** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:16 am

How would you know? When you tried to find out your father's name, the Navy said you'd have to be more specific than "Hey Sailor." What makes you think this "game" will be more fun than a debate with Bill T?

by **St. Jimmy** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:23 am

As If you have anything better to do than play this game. God only knows you'd just be looking at internet porn, because you aren't getting any, if it wasn't for this game.

by **pmcolt** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:09 am

You should add "bad psychic" to the adjective salad in your user description, because you were obviously predicting my post, and not referring to Enzo. Now try to predict a winning lotto number so I'll know whether to carry an umbrella tomorrow.

by **Enzo** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:15 am

Why use an umbrella? A good rain might wash some of the stink off of you.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:28 am

And I though some of you lifeforms might be sort of good at this. Obviously with your overexagerations and your high strung lives you can't barely come up with decent insult. Oh yes and I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich. :twisted:

by **St. Jimmy** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:32 am

You are a turkey sandwhich. You type like your hands are on fire. Do you have no sense of what grammar is?! It's no wonder Philip has become a grammar nazi.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:39 am

Well at least I'm the genius who came up with the Grastika and I don't see myself fawning over a woman who wouldn't date you, or any of your spawn, if you literally gave her the world(or turned into Obi-wan).

by **St. Jimmy** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:49 am

It seems like somebody is jealous, much. Jealous that I am attracting all of hippie's attention from you. That's right, hippie. You're jealous for hippie, not of hippie. And you still type like somebody has chopped off your fingers, and all you have left are stubs.

by **pmcolt** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:59 am

And you're so deep in denial that you're finding the sunken wreckage of ancient Egyptian barges. And your avatar has barely-veiled Freudian implications.

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:46 am

At least he's not such a faceless loser that he needs an avatar that reminds him about who he is! Sheesh, are you such a zombi-fied number of the brain-dead masses that we can't remember you you are!?

by **Philip** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:55 am

What does 'remember you you are!?' mean? And why so many pointlessly hyphenated words? LEARN ENGLISH! Or are you intending to use consanguineity as an excuse? Does your family tree have any forks, or just loops?

by **Lance** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:29 pm

Philip wrote:Does your family tree have any forks, or just loops?

by **St. Jimmy** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:10 pm

Well, you're just doing great at this game Lance. What, are you still so stunned by your stupid dishes that you forgot to read how to play the game? Or maybe you forgot how to read?

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:24 am

Either way, I think that the both of your lack of social skills will warrent a girl friend in either of your lives. I still surprized that Jimmy could ever even get a female jellysack to touch him or any other part of his being with his brand of status.

by **teri tait** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:31 pm

OMG, reading that last post was like riding in an airplane through severe turbulance. My head hurts and I may need to vomit.
What you have done to the English language is criminal!!! Sentence structure, tense, spelling... All rational thinking has flown out the window and the window wasn't even open.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:52 pm

My intelligence in spelling has nothing to do with speaking of course, and if I were able to see you I would spit apon your feet and challenge you to a duel.

by **pmcolt** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:53 am

What a rude and bizarre response. But I expected nothing less from a bloated cartoon moose who seems to be missing various appendages and orifices. I'm impressed with your typing skills, considering that you seem to have no fingers.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:45 am

Thank you, I take that as the highest complement and may I add that I just looov to eat meat!!

by **hippietrekx** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:49 am

What the hell is wrong with you moosefuck? Don't you know this is the insult game, and instead of insulting, you ABSORB and become sarcastic. I bet you eat books, you person who is younger than I!

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:10 am

yes and the Ducky hearts you...ohhhhh....

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:14 am

Just because you make no sense and don't have males fawning over you!

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