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by **St. Jimmy** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:39 am

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:43 am

I think Jimmy won.

*takes out a bottle rocket and lights it*

Damn. I've never seen Mr. Teacher run faster!

by **St. Jimmy** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:10 am

Well guys I'm now officialy sure we're in histroy class. When the teacher saw heard the bottle rocket and started running out of the classroom he was screaming, "the ex-wives are coming"!

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:13 am

LOL, our history teacher isn't married, is he Jimmay?

by **pmcolt** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:21 pm

Bottle rockets, hippie? I hope you brought enough for all of us!

by **St. Jimmy** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:07 pm

*whips out ten M-80's*

heh-heh. You think the bottle rockets were cool.... :twisted:

by **pmcolt** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:58 pm

You'll put your eye out. (Or your arm.) :P

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:59 pm

hippietrekx wrote:I think Jimmy won.

PENIS!!!1!!!!1!!!

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:01 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:*whips out ten M-80's*

heh-heh. You think the bottle rockets were cool....

*Bell rings*

*Takes off running out of class*

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:29 pm

What if we pack a pop bottle full of black powder?

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:39 pm

*continues to run outside of the building*

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:40 am

Hey! get back here! I need someone to hold the long stick with the match on the end!

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:27 pm

Oh...right...

Wait, NO! WTF?

*runs away*

by **pmcolt** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:51 pm

He's probably just going to try to light it from a long distance with his fiery dragon breath.

Uh-oh, looks like the principal's asking for his hall pass.

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:55 am

*Goes t principal's office while Dragon star is getting yelled at by the principal in the halway*

*Takes out M-80 and lighter* :twisted:

*Lights M-80 and runs like hell*

*while running by classroom* Hey hippie! Watch thhhiissssssss!......

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:01 am

What? OOOOH! *watches the principal's office light up and BANG and sees flames coming from the complementary chairs in front of his desk*

by **pmcolt** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:52 pm

Yes, Mr. Principal. I believe our teacher was responsible. After all, he confiscated a lot of those explosive incendiary thingies earlier... No, I don't know why. Did he get turned down for a cost-of-living raise again this year?

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:36 pm

Damn these handcuffs hurt...

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS JIMMY, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!

*Shakes fist behind back at Jimmy*

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:44 pm

But, Dragon, wasn't Jimmy the last thing you did? ROFL

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:09 pm

*Screams and beats head on window glass*

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:58 pm

That's unbreakable class, dip shit!

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:05 pm

*Shatters glass*

Wat now, bitch!

*chews on rubber seal on the door*

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:21 pm

DS, I didn't know you liked to chew on rubberized items. Is there a room you'd like to come out of?

Like... a closet?

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:50 pm

*Flops out of the door window like a fish and runs after hippie with mouth open*

by **pmcolt** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:01 pm

He chewed up a rubber seal, broke a window, and now he's chasing hippie around. Tsk tsk. I'm afraid we have little choice but to take him to the vet and have him fixed. :cry:

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