Assassins Round 3: Game Play

[teri tait]

You know I love it, Lance, that's why I'm always polishing it. ;) The stuff for the grill is nice too, nice delicious smell.

*slowly edges gun up smiling sweetly*

So what's your favorite bird named sports team, Lance?

[St. Jimmy]

~After days of starvation, the beckoning scent of a barbecue hits the nostrils of St. Jimmy. For two hours he follows the wonderful aroma to find none other than Llance's castle! He jumps on his saint could to get over the wall of the castle and finds himself face to face with the supreme ruler of the castle and IRU. With hunger in his eyes, St. Jimmy is the first to speak...~

Welcome, stranger. You look tired and weak. Please, come join us. Dine at my table, feast on the bounty of our fields and drink of the fruit of our vines. Make yourself at home.

Sorry about sneaking into your castle, but I smelled food.... Anyways, what's on the menu?!

Burgers with your choice of toppings. Here, let me grab the board:

The choices include:
ketchup (Heinz 75)
mayo (Hellman's "bring out the best")
mustard (Plotchman's - recommended by the Hot Dog Manufacturers Association of America)
ranch dressing (Hidden Valley - lite)

tomato (thinly sliced)
onions (coarsely chopped)
pickles (sliced, dill)
lettuce (shredded, iceberg)

Cheeses: (all cheeses are from the deli, none of that that pre-wrapped crap)
American
Swiss
Mozerlla
Cheddar (mild)
Pepper Jack

Just let teri here know what you want. I have to go chop down a tree, get it quick dried and run it through a chipper. I'll be back in about 10 minutes.

I believe I have found my perfect combination! (Needs to be put on in this order)

American cheese (In spirits of the week of July 4)
Small amount of onions
Heinz 75 ketchup, medium-heavy drizzle along the outer edge of the burger
Hidden Valley lite Ranch light-medium drizzle along the inside edge of the ketchup but not Quite touching the ketchup
And finally one Dill Pickle to go in the middle of the empty circle made by the ranch.
3 of those and you'll be my favorite grill cook. Ever.

[umop ap!sdn]

You're gonna eat 3 whole burgers? Keep in mind these aren't those rinky dink POS things they serve at McDonalds (although how anyone could eat just one of those is beyond me).

*starts polishing the edges of the ruby crystal*

Iiiiiiii'm gonna have me a cool new laaaaaaaaaser that outshines the suuuuuuun...

Soon as we eat, anyway.

[St. Jimmy]

You're gonna eat 3 whole burgers? Keep in mind these aren't those rinky dink POS things they serve at McDonalds (although how anyone could eat just one of those is beyond me).

I'll answer that with this...

~After days of starvation, the beckoning scent of a barbecue hits the nostrils of St. Jimmy. For two hours he follows the wonderful aroma to find none other than Llance's castle! He jumps on his saint could to get over the wall of the castle and finds himself face to face with the supreme ruler of the castle and IRU. With hunger in his eyes, St. Jimmy is the first to speak...~

Do you realize that I can eat 13 slices of pizza, a small bag of chips, and a can of soda in one sitting without throwing anything back up? Bring on the burgers..... MWWWUHAHAHAHAHA

[Lance]

Why thank you! I guess it is a tiara now!

It may have always been, but it fit my watch and my arm so it became a watch band because it was pretty and tiaras just aren't my style. If you find any other jewel encrusted things laying around in the dirt that don't belong to the dragon, you are welcome to them. Well, wait a sec... Show them to me first. There were a few pieces missing from my Crown Collection that I had assumed were long gone, but with you finding that, there's no telling when may still be here.

*grabs a flashlight and goes off to look for bleu cheese*

Bring back the whole bottle, okay?

So what's your favorite bird named sports team, Lance?

Put the gun down. The Chicago Bears? Oh, bird, huh? How about: The Yellow Bellied Sap Suckers?

I believe I have found my perfect combination! (Needs to be put on in this order)
...
3 of those and you'll be my favorite grill cook. Ever.

That sounds tasty! Sure thing, coming right up.

Iiiiiiii'm gonna have me a cool new laaaaaaaaaser that outshines the suuuuuuun...

Hey dragon, did you check for the strobe light? Was there a xenon flashlamp in it?

[St. Jimmy]

I feel like I little kid playing "pretend." lol. I miss being a little kid... :(

[Lance]

I feel like I little kid playing "pretend." lol. I miss being a little kid... :(

And I feel like a big kid playing "pretend". Why miss it? Play.

[Dragon Star]

I feel like I little kid playing "pretend." lol. I miss being a little kid... :(

And I feel like a big kid playing "pretend". Why miss it? Play.

Seriously dude, don't be a loser.

Where is that strobe-light anyways?

[Lance]

Where is that strobe-light anyways?

Uh...

Don't you have it?

[umop ap!sdn]

I feel like I little kid playing "pretend." lol. I miss being a little kid... :(

Well now's your chance to be a kid again! :) We have kinda turned this round into an RPG though (which is good IMO).

[Dragon Star]

Nope...

Want me to pick one up? Nearly all of them have a flash-lamp...

[umop ap!sdn]

Nearly all? Is there some new strobe light technology that doesn't involve a flashlamp?

[Dragon Star]

The way I understand it...

The light source is commonly a xenon flash lamp

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strobe_light

[teri tait]

*sets up a photo of Lonewulf with a target painted on it and begins shooting*

[Lance]

Nope...

Want me to pick one up? Nearly all of them have a flash-lamp...

If it's not too much trouble. I mean, are you going to town to pick up a virgin sacrifice or something already? If you are, then sure, but don't make an extra trip. It'll take umop a little while to polish the ruby anyway.

Hey teri, did you want to help us with this? You're already so good at polishing, and umop's ruby is really hard.

[teri tait]

Nope...

Want me to pick one up? Nearly all of them have a flash-lamp...

If it's not too much trouble. I mean, are you going to town to pick up a virgin sacrifice or something already? If you are, then sure, but don't make an extra trip. It'll take umop a little while to polish the ruby anyway.

Hey teri, did you want to help us with this? You're already so good at polishing, and umop's ruby is really hard.

OK, I'll polish the it when umop's arm gets tired. Frankly, I having a pretty good time blasting at my target right now. . .

*points at the tattered remains of LW's photo*

[Dragon Star]

*Takes Teri's gun*

Teri, guns can get someone hurt indirectly, here use these throwing daggers, they are much less dangerous

*Gives Teri my new, sharpened daggers*

I will give you the gun back when your a bit older.

[teri tait]

*Takes Teri's gun*

Teri, guns can get someone hurt indirectly, here use these throwing daggers, they are much less dangerous

*Gives Teri my new, sharpened daggers*

I will give you the gun back when your a bit older.

Well, I was done anyway so that's fine :)

[umop ap!sdn]

Mmph, thms chmmkmmph smmphch iph rmlly gmphd. Mm cmphlimntphs tm th cmphk!

*gulp*

Okay food's done with, now back to my laser.

*watches DS trying too squabble with Teri over guns* :?

*installs polished ruby crystal in laser*

*plugs in the electricity*

*blink* *blink* *blink* It works! Muahahahahahahaa.

*points laser at Jimmy, causing a red dot to appear on his shirt*

ph34r teh laser!

*realizes we've gone 7 pages of assassinating without even using the character*

*pays a hefty royalty to the inventor of the asterisk*

[hippietrekx]

*SNKIT!* One more death. This time at the hands of Wolverine instead of conventional weaponry.

Also, new kill words are out. BUMBUMBUM!

--hi[strike]ps[/strike]tler

[Dragon Star]

Damn you Teri!

*looks at the wound which is bleeding profusely*

I should have...let you...keep....the gun...

*dies*

So, when is dinner ready again?

[teri tait]

Damn you Teri!

*looks at the wound which is bleeding profusely*

I should have...let you...keep....the gun...

*dies*

So, when is dinner ready again?

Jeez, drama queen!

*slaps a bandaid (the smallest size) on the tiny scratch on DS*

Clearly hippie was referencing xmen, not throwing daggers! Anyone here been genetically enhanced with lethal knives that engage when needed like claws?

You find that person DS, you'll know who made the cut, so to speak.

[St. Jimmy]

*eyes the grill as Lance slowly flips the burgers*

MMMMmmm, grill..burgers...yum........

[umop ap!sdn]

Jimmy, I think one of us has fallen into a time warp... I coulda sworn we'd just eaten a few minutes ago. :?

We need to find out what time it is so that after an hour or so we can all go swimming. I brought a skimpy little swimsuit for myself - is everyone else all set or should I take a quick trip into town?

[Dragon Star]

I can tell you now that the whole "wait till you swim" thing is crap. I have eaten so much I was about to puke anyways and went swimming, and I was fine, on numerous occasions.