Lance wrote:St. Jimmy wrote:~After days of starvation, the beckoning scent of a barbecue hits the nostrils of St. Jimmy. For two hours he follows the wonderful aroma to find none other than Llance's castle! He jumps on his saint could to get over the wall of the castle and finds himself face to face with the supreme ruler of the castle and IRU. With hunger in his eyes, St. Jimmy is the first to speak...~
Welcome, stranger. You look tired and weak. Please, come join us. Dine at my table, feast on the bounty of our fields and drink of the fruit of our vines. Make yourself at home.St. Jimmy wrote:Sorry about sneaking into your castle, but I smelled food.... Anyways, what's on the menu?!
Burgers with your choice of toppings. Here, let me grab the board:The choices include:
ketchup (Heinz 75)
mayo (Hellman's "bring out the best")
mustard (Plotchman's - recommended by the Hot Dog Manufacturers Association of America)
ranch dressing (Hidden Valley - lite)
tomato (thinly sliced)
onions (coarsely chopped)
pickles (sliced, dill)
lettuce (shredded, iceberg)
Cheeses: (all cheeses are from the deli, none of that that pre-wrapped crap)
American
Swiss
Mozerlla
Cheddar (mild)
Pepper Jack
Just let teri here know what you want. I have to go chop down a tree, get it quick dried and run it through a chipper. I'll be back in about 10 minutes.
umop ap!sdn wrote:You're gonna eat 3 whole burgers? Keep in mind these aren't those rinky dink POS things they serve at McDonalds (although how anyone could eat just one of those is beyond me).
St. Jimmy wrote:~After days of starvation, the beckoning scent of a barbecue hits the nostrils of St. Jimmy. For two hours he follows the wonderful aroma to find none other than Llance's castle! He jumps on his saint could to get over the wall of the castle and finds himself face to face with the supreme ruler of the castle and IRU. With hunger in his eyes, St. Jimmy is the first to speak...~
umop ap!sdn wrote:Why thank you! I guess it is a tiara now!
umop ap!sdn wrote:*grabs a flashlight and goes off to look for bleu cheese*
teri tait wrote:So what's your favorite bird named sports team, Lance?
St. Jimmy wrote:I believe I have found my perfect combination! (Needs to be put on in this order)
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3 of those and you'll be my favorite grill cook. Ever.
umop ap!sdn wrote:Iiiiiiii'm gonna have me a cool new laaaaaaaaaser that outshines the suuuuuuun...
St. Jimmy wrote:I feel like I little kid playing "pretend." lol. I miss being a little kid... :(
Lance wrote:St. Jimmy wrote:I feel like I little kid playing "pretend." lol. I miss being a little kid... :(
And I feel like a big kid playing "pretend". Why miss it? Play.
Dragon Star wrote:Where is that strobe-light anyways?
St. Jimmy wrote:I feel like I little kid playing "pretend." lol. I miss being a little kid... :(
Wikipedia wrote:The light source is commonly a xenon flash lamp
Dragon Star wrote:Nope...
Want me to pick one up? Nearly all of them have a flash-lamp...
Lance wrote:Dragon Star wrote:Nope...
Want me to pick one up? Nearly all of them have a flash-lamp...
If it's not too much trouble. I mean, are you going to town to pick up a virgin sacrifice or something already? If you are, then sure, but don't make an extra trip. It'll take umop a little while to polish the ruby anyway.
Hey teri, did you want to help us with this? You're already so good at polishing, and umop's ruby is really hard.
Dragon Star wrote:*Takes Teri's gun*
Teri, guns can get someone hurt indirectly, here use these throwing daggers, they are much less dangerous
*Gives Teri my new, sharpened daggers*
I will give you the gun back when your a bit older.
Dragon Star wrote:Damn you Teri!
*looks at the wound which is bleeding profusely*
I should have...let you...keep....the gun...
*dies*
So, when is dinner ready again?
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