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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:28 pm

Lance wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:Besides, I can carry all of this anyways...

Okay, good point. That'll be fine. Of course, if we get stranded, we could always eat the llamas. What will you do, give milk?


Well, I suppose you could call it milk...


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Dragon Star wrote:Um...did anyone pack me some Draconis Treats? :oops:

There were a few boxes on one of the llamas. I also have the Magical Leopleurodon Scepter with me, so I can make more.


YAY!

Common Teri, dammit! No one is down their to see your [strike]wig[/strike] hair!

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Postby teri tait » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:05 pm

Lance wrote:Minion? Are you coming?


*stifles completely inappropriate response*

Yes, of course! I wouldn't miss this for the world. Would anyone care to purchase some catacomb insurance? Lance has a nice handy machine, just like at the airport.

I would carry stuff but my arm is still sore from polishing.

*lets arm hang pathetically for all to see*
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:00 am

*BANG* We have one more death.

New kill words are in the mail.

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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:57 am

*Walks out of Castle bathroom*

Hey, where is everybody? Did they already take off on the adventure without me!? Oh well..

*Finds the castle library and reads a good book*
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:27 am

*Gets halfway to the staircase and realizes we forgot Jimmy*

Be right back guys!

*busts into the library and grabs Jimmy, throws him on my back and takes off out of the castle flying to catch up with the others*

What the hell were you thinking Jimmy!?
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:45 am

Yeah come with us Jimmy!

Teri, there's still room in the backpack for your umm, battery operated device. I don't know if it'll help us find any ghosts but it certainly can't hurt.
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Postby teri tait » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:02 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:Yeah come with us Jimmy!

Teri, there's still room in the backpack for your umm, battery operated device. I don't know if it'll help us find any ghosts but it certainly can't hurt.


That's ok, I have a specially designed holster for discreet carrying when not in use.

What's with all the glass on the floor? Somebody break something? Lance is gonna be pissed if its one of his new dishes :shock:

Anyway, can I check out that menu, Umop? I'm feeling like a little broccoli and beef. Yummy!
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:37 am

Sure thing! :D

*hands over menu*

I wonder how far into the depths of the fortress they'll deliver to. :twisted:
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Postby Lance » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:22 pm

teri tait wrote:
umop ap!sdn wrote:Teri, there's still room in the backpack for your umm, battery operated device.

That's ok, I have a specially designed holster for discreet carrying when not in use.

Heh, yeah, she just puts it in a box. Oh, wait... Maybe that's when it is in use. Never mind...

Hey teri, have you brought any of the hard woods with you?

Why are you guys worrying about food now? Wasn't breakfast good enough? Do I need to have the cooks replaced?
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:17 pm

Wouldn't you know it, I forgot all about the cooks. #-o

Could you have them send us a menu down here? I wanna see what kind of poultry dishes are available.
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:45 pm

WTF!?

Your telling me I am carrying all of this food shit down here when we are ordering from the cooks!?

Someone please explain this...
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Postby Lance » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:18 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:Could you have them send us a menu down here? I wanna see what kind of poultry dishes are available.

*in a huff*

Like I told St. Jimmy, this is not a restaurant, it is my home.


Dragon Star wrote:WTF!?

Your telling me I am carrying all of this food shit down here when we are ordering from the cooks!?

Someone please explain this...

I was talking abouut breakfast back in the Main Hall. I was not talking about food for our journey.

Keep up, would ya?
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Postby Philip » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:27 pm

Ahead of you is a long, dark tunnel. It is approximately 10' x 10', and stretches off further than your torchlight....
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:34 pm

10'X10'!? How's my ass supposed to fit through here!?

*grumble*

*Sets the cart down and shape-shifts into an Ox*

Can someone hook me up here?
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Postby Lance » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:44 pm

Lance wrote:*straps saddle bags filled with provisions to the pack-llamas*


Dragon Star wrote:Do you really want to bring the Llamas?
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I can carry all of this anyways...


Dragon Star wrote:*grumble*

STFU!

*smacks dragon up side his horns*
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:51 pm

How was I supposed to know it was this narrow? It starts out big as hell...

Stupid catacomb designing bastards...

Will someone hook me up for the love of god, I have no hands!
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Postby Lance » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:55 pm

Dragon Star wrote:Will someone hook me up for the love of god, I have no hands!

Shape-shift yourself some...

Shall I send a porter back for the llamas now?
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:27 pm

Well, their are limits to shape-shifting, as I am young, I have yet to develop full function. I can take the form of anything that is alive, but I can't do custom work yet.

You can get the Llamas if you want, but I am telling you, they are going to spook and your going to say bye-bye to all our provisions.

So, if you would, hook me up to the cart so we can get on our way.
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Postby teri tait » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:37 pm

*hooks the uber whiney dragon to the cart*

There ya go. . .

*tosses some Draconis Treats down the tunnel to get the dragon moving*
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Postby Lance » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:04 pm

<Assuming oxen don't have super-hearing>

*whispers to teri: He looks pretty funny like that, huh?*

*Should we tell him how huge his ass is?*
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Postby teri tait » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:11 am

Lance wrote:<Assuming oxen don't have super-hearing>

*whispers to teri: He looks pretty funny like that, huh?*

*Should we tell him how huge his ass is?*


*whispers to Lance: OMG, he's actually waddling!*

Lookin' good DS!!!

*snicker*
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Postby Dragon Star » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:17 am

*Stops the cart*

I know you two are laughing at me! Don't make me stop this operation!

*Waddles down the black brick road towing a few tonnes of food and provisions*

Get no respect...
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Postby Lance » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:35 pm

teri tait wrote:*whispers to Lance: OMG, he's actually waddling!*

Lookin' good DS!!!

*snicker*

So where are we going to get a box of Oxen Treats? Draconis Treats contain meat and ox are vegetarians.
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Postby Dragon Star » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:22 pm

Actually I keep things that are my own, I just change my shape inside and out more less.

So I keep:

Taste
Smell
HEARING
Sight
Feeling (yes, oddly enough it sill feels like I have scales)
Brain capacity
Ability to Shape-Shift
Thoughts and Ideas

I don't keep:

Fire
Ice
Shape/looks
Respect
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Postby Philip » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:02 pm

Suddenly, a large cavern looms before you. Daylight refracts through a thick vein of crystals in the roof, illuminating a golden throne, on which sits a humanoid in strange, organic looking armour. There are 2 huge doors on the far side of the cavern, both closed at the minute.
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