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by **teri tait** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:36 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:*covers self with a towel*

Hey I didn't know we brought a towel.

*towel morphs back into Philip*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

LMAO, you have to watch out for Philip, he's such a naughty boy ;)

by **Lance** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:43 am

teri tait wrote:Don't worry Boss, I'm sure DS will get over it and waddle back in any minute.

No, he turned into a pile of leaves which umop raked up. Now I need something to put him in. Do you have anything?

teri tait wrote:Hey Umop, where did you find the priceless rake? That's really a tool Lance uses to rake around his piles of money, its not actually for raking leaves.

I told her it was okay, since the leaves are really the dragon. It's not like we're out in the yard or anything.

teri tait wrote:The jewels are definitely real, no glass or cheap gold plating. Just solid gold with precious gems, Lance doesn't even like plain glass in the windows. Hence, all the stained glass and glass block windows.

Yes, that's right. Those are genuine diamonds, emeralds, rubies and sapphires. That's real alexandrite and tanzinite in the pommel too.

teri tait wrote:I don't think Lance even uses regular glass for his perscription glasses, those square frames are genuine llama bone with some weird high tech lens material. Hey Boss, let Umop check out those crazy glasses of yours.

Are you kidding? I can't see without them. Me thinks you are up to something, trying to incapacitate me like that. Did the dragon put you up to this because I pissed him off?

I'M SORRY DRAGON. Do you HEAR me? I'M SORRY.

by **Dragon Star** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:16 am

*Divides each leaf into 10 creating a mountain of leaves*

by **teri tait** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:11 am

Dragon Star wrote:*Divides each leaf into 10 creating a mountain of leaves*

Hey Boss! Your dragon is sucking up all the air in here with his shape shifting and leaf piles! And the leaves look like poison ivy, too :evil:

*begins feeling itchy and claustraphobic*

by **Philip** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:54 am

Where is that leaf shredder? Dragon, change back or I'll shred some of your appendages....

by **Мастер** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:32 am

by **Lance** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:42 pm

teri tait wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:*Divides each leaf into 10 creating a mountain of leaves*

Hey Boss! Your dragon is sucking up all the air in here with his shape shifting and leaf piles! And the leaves look like poison ivy, too

*begins feeling itchy and claustraphobic*

You know, back where I'm from, after you get the leaves all into a pile, the next step is to light them. He's lucky there's already not enough air in here.

Hey umop;
Will your laser vaporize the leaves without using up the oxygen?

Philip wrote:Where is that leaf shredder? Dragon, change back or I'll shred some of your appendages....

I think unless the pieces are actually destroyed, he can still shape-shift back from smaller pieces. But I'm not sure.

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote::glp-wtf:

WTF what? We're going on an adventure, Charlie.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:20 pm

Lance wrote: Are you kidding? I can't see without them.

Well nuts I wanted to find out if you're nearsigted or farsighted or have astigmatism or bifocals or what. I can tell just by looking at the lenses.

(No kidding, one time I actually saw someone with a different prescription in each lens - one for nearsightedness and one for farsightedness.)

Lance wrote:Hey umop;
Will your laser vaporize the leaves without using up the oxygen?

*hides laser*

I will not turn my creation against another member of this expedition! Even if this is Assassins that we're playing.

by **Lance** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:25 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:
Lance wrote:Hey umop;
Will your laser vaporize the leaves without using up the oxygen?

*hides laser*

I will not turn my creation against another member of this expedition! Even if this is Assassins that we're playing.

I just wanted to brandish it in a threatening manner. Perhaps discharging a few warning shots and vaporizing that mole on his [strike]chin[/strike] leaf would get him back in gear.

by **teri tait** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:02 am

Lance wrote:
umop ap!sdn wrote:
Lance wrote:Hey umop;
Will your laser vaporize the leaves without using up the oxygen?

*hides laser*

I will not turn my creation against another member of this expedition! Even if this is Assassins that we're playing.

I just wanted to brandish it in a threatening manner. Perhaps discharging a few warning shots and vaporizing that mole on his [strike]chin[/strike] leaf would get him back in gear.

*whispers to Lance*

<she's probably a tree-hugging peacenik merely pretending to be an assassin>

by **Lance** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:59 pm

teri tait wrote:*whispers to Lance*

<she's probably a tree-hugging peacenik merely pretending to be an assassin>

<I bet you're right. A decoy, trying to distract us and get us to kill each other without realizing it. We must not let on that we suspect this.>

*clears throat*

So, teri, did you have anything I can put these leaves in? We need to get moving.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:25 pm

Good, then it's not too obvious that I'm trying to get KOS to say "sublimation". 8)

BTW, I assassinate with words, not lasers. Especially after the incident with Jimmy a few pages back (I don't remember anything if you don't remember anything).

*points laser at KOS, sets it to the lowest power setting, and taps out "evaporating solids!!!111" in Morse code*

by **teri tait** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:00 am

*stares at KOS as he slowly melts away*

Wow, nice laser work, Umop!

Hey, Boss, if we just continue on I'm sure Dragon Star will stop pouting and follow us. He's a tempermental little twerp but he's scared to be in the catacombs alone.

by **Мастер** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:28 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:Good, then it's not too obvious that I'm trying to get KOS to say "sublimation". 8)

BTW, I assassinate with words, not lasers. Especially after the incident with Jimmy a few pages back (I don't remember anything if you don't remember anything).

*points laser at KOS, sets it to the lowest power setting, and taps out "evaporating solids!!!111" in Morse code*

Liquids evaporate. Solids, well, there's a different word for when they turn into a gas. . .

by **Lance** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:51 pm

Okay, well...

What should we do now?

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:44 pm

We should go to Meridiani Planum and bring some ice with us so that we can watch it do its turning to gas bit. :D

by **Lance** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:50 pm

From the ridiculous to the sublime...

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:54 pm

LOL!

OK maybe the Moon would be a more feasible destination. Then we could find out if there is any truth to the claim that when the astronauts landed there, they found cliffs that were glazed.

by **Lance** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:12 am

Well, the adventure has sure gone to hell in a handbasket...

So is anyone watching the new season of "The Contender" on ESPN? I guess they did away with Sylvester Stallone this time.

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:53 am

Lance wrote:Well, the adventure has sure gone to hell in a handbasket...

Hmm...wonder why? :wink:

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:12 am

Hey, guys! I'm not hearing any bodies hitting the floor!

New ammo words have gone out! DUN DUN DUN!

--hippie

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:28 am

hippietrekx wrote:Hey, guys! I'm not hearing any bodies hitting the floor!

Oh, very well...

*falls over backwards*

Oww my head. I should have tried to land butt first. :?

by **teri tait** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:08 pm

Isn't that a song? "Let the bodies hit the floor" by Yellow Card or something.

Hey Lance you like Yellow Card? If you had to make a menu of all your favorite groups, what would they be?

by **Lance** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:12 pm

Oh, I don't know. Let me think about it. Would you fix us some breakfast, please? I don't care what. Just whip up what ever you have handy. Thanks.

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:23 pm

teri tait wrote:Isn't that a song? "Let the bodies hit the floor" by Yellow Card or something.

Hey Lance you like Yellow Card? If you had to make a menu of all your favorite groups, what would they be?

HUMPHHH!!! PFT! HA! Yeah right! Yellowcard write a song on that kind of level of awesomeness! HAHA It's obviously by Drowning Pool! Sheesh! :P :lol:

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