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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:14 am

*Takes off a now burnt Ghost costume*

Holy crap DS!!! HAHA!!! I got you all good!! Now that was entertaining! :glp-1rof1:
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Postby Lance » Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:19 am

*Whispers to teri: Do you need to borrow my box of baby wipes?*
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Postby Dragon Star » Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:38 am

St. Jimmy wrote:*Takes off a now burnt Ghost costume*

Holy crap DS!!! HAHA!!! I got you all good!! Now that was entertaining! :glp-1rof1:


Yes it was, just be glad I didn't introduce the liquid ignition into my flame stream or you would be totally on fire right now. Correction dead right now.

But could you put some clothes on? I really don't need to see that...
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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:44 am

Dragon Star wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote:*Takes off a now burnt Ghost costume*

Holy crap DS!!! HAHA!!! I got you all good!! Now that was entertaining! :glp-1rof1:


Yes it was, just be glad I didn't introduce the liquid ignition into my flame stream or you would be totally on fire right now. Correction dead right now.

But could you put some clothes on? I really don't need to see that...


*Can't... resist...*

Ok, if umop was using infared, then you couldn't see Jimmy in the dark, until you flamed him. So, you wouldn't have to "see that" if you'd just shut off your flames! Not to mention that your eyes would be dazzled by the flames and once they were off, all you'd see is pitch black!

*runs back into her observatory, to look for dead bodies hitting the floor*

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Postby Dragon Star » Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:55 am

And what about all of the lanterns that were turned on after umop said "cut!"?
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:10 am

There were lanterns? I thought it was just me here with a magnifying glass, a book of matches, and a thermal imager.

OK, who's trying to get me all spooked here? :P
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Postby Dragon Star » Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:14 am

*waddles over to the lamp post and kills the wick*

See, now this is dark!
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Postby teri tait » Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:31 pm

Lance wrote:*Whispers to teri: Do you need to borrow my box of baby wipes?*


*looks up from cowering behind the throne*


Are you insinuating I was scared?
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:49 pm

Oh shoot! Guys I must leave to this quest all on your own for I have to leave to go to Boy Scout Camp! I will see and talk to all of you in a week!!!!!

BYE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby Dragon Star » Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:45 pm

A week? Damn your gay Jimmy.

Hurry back!
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Postby Lance » Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:16 pm

teri tait wrote:
Lance wrote:*Whispers to teri: Do you need to borrow my box of baby wipes?*

*looks up from cowering behind the throne*

Are you insinuating I was scared?

I'm not trying to insinuate anything.

Do you need them or not?
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Postby teri tait » Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:38 pm

Lance wrote:
teri tait wrote:
Lance wrote:*Whispers to teri: Do you need to borrow my box of baby wipes?*

*looks up from cowering behind the throne*

Are you insinuating I was scared?

I'm not trying to insinuate anything.

Do you need them or not?


Ummm, sure. . . Could you toss me a fresh pair of panties too? They're in the pack on the cart.
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Postby Lance » Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:04 pm

teri tait wrote:Ummm, sure. . . Could you toss me a fresh pair of panties too? They're in the pack on the cart.

I can try... Helping you get them on is not something I'm accustomed to.

*In the pack...*

*In the pack...*

*In the pack...*

Where? I don't see them?
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Postby Dragon Star » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:10 am

*Quickly slides Teri's private box from behind my back onto the waggon right behind Lance*

Hey look, there they are!

*snicker*
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Postby Lance » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:03 am

Dragon Star wrote:*Quickly slides Teri's private box from behind my back onto the waggon right behind Lance*

Hey look, there they are!

*snicker*

HEY!

What the heck are you doing with teri's box you Scaly Little Unholy Twerp (S.L.U.T)?

TER-RI!?!?!
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Postby Dragon Star » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:08 am

I was just [strike]sniffing[/strike] poking around and found it by accident.

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Postby teri tait » Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:56 am

Dragon Star wrote:I was just [strike]sniffing[/strike] poking around and found it by accident.

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:shock:

*snatches the panties from Lance*

Your dragon is clearly out of control, Boss!!!
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Postby Lance » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:01 pm

Well, what should I do about it? I wanted to bring llamas, remember?
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Postby Dragon Star » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:26 pm

Fine.

*Leaves*
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Postby Lance » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:39 pm

Okay, now that the dragon has shape-shifted into a pile of leaves, who is going to rake him up?
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:07 am

I will, if you have an exquisite gold rake encrusted with jewels. Heck, even if they're just cut glass. Need to surround myself with pretty things in order to look my best. :D

Quick, everybody say "magnetosphere".
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Postby Lance » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:48 am

Does anyone have anything we could keep him in until he finishes pouting and shape-shifts back?
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Postby Philip » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:20 pm

(Sardonic disembodied laugh) How about a compost heap? My my, Teri, I didn't know they made panties with such a small amount of material! (Voice fades away, laughing again)
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:43 pm

*covers self with a towel*

Hey I didn't know we brought a towel.

*towel morphs back into Philip*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
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Postby teri tait » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:31 am

Don't worry Boss, I'm sure DS will get over it and waddle back in any minute.

Hey Umop, where did you find the priceless rake? That's really a tool Lance uses to rake around his piles of money, its not actually for raking leaves. The jewels are definatly real, no glass or cheap gold plating. Just solid gold with precious gems, Lance doesn't even like plain glass in the windows. Hence, all the stained glass and glass block windows.
I don't think Lance even uses regular glass for his perscription glasses, those square frames are genuine llama bone with some weird high tech lens material. Hey Boss, let Umop check out those crazy glasses of yours.
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