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Rule Game

Postby pmcolt » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:45 am

All right, here's one of those crazy insomniac ideas. This game has one rule, and only one rule:

Rule #1:
To play this game, post a new rule for the game.

To get us started, here's another rule:

Rule #2:
All posts must start with the line "Rule #n", where n is the next integer in sequence from the previous rule posted.
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:52 am

Rule #3 No more rules.

Did I win?
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Postby pmcolt » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:00 am

Rule #4
A rule may not end the game, dangit! (This is not a rule, but an edict handed down by my authority as original poster, and supercedes the previous rule, so :P )
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:04 am

You broke my rule dickhead! And it's your own damn thread!

:glp-1rof1:

Com'mon, you knew someone was going to do it!

Rule #5

pmcolt can no longer post in this thread.

I'm such an asshole...
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Postby pmcolt » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:21 am

Rule #6
A rule may not exclude someone from the game.


(And you broke Rule #2 with your post. Therefore, using my grossly unconstitutional, usurped powers over this thread, I declare your rule to be invalid. :glp-muaha: )
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Postby Enzo » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:46 am

"Rule #n"

WHich shall mean Rule #7. Since you required all post begin with "Rule #n"

No matter what else goes on, this cannot turn into that Wellington-Crosley subway game the Londoners play. Or whatever it is called.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:12 pm

Rule #n

which shall refer to rule #8. All rules which prohibit themselves are invalid.
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Postby Lance » Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:53 pm

Rule #n

Which shall henceforth be known as Rule #9:

All rules proposed by Dragon Star are optional.
No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:01 pm

Rule #n

Which shall henceforth be known as Rule #10:

No more rules can be added to the original posting rules, dammit!

Edited: to add a part to fit the rules.

Edited again...fixed rule number. I give up.
Last edited by Dragon Star on Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:35 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby pmcolt » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:40 pm

Rule #n

Which shall henceforth be known as Rule #11:

Beginning with the next rule, no posts in this thread may contain an exclamation mark (Unicode character U+0021), question mark (Unicode character U+003F), or the character sequence "agon St".
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Postby Lance » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:29 pm

Rule #n

Which shall henceforth be known as Rule #12:

All rules must contain the string: "Which shall henceforth be known as Rule #".
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Postby Мастер » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:03 pm

Rule #n

Which shall henceforth be known as Rule #13:

All posts must be in Chinese.
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Postby Lance » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:53 pm

Rule #n

Which shall henceforth be known as Rule #14:

[chinese]Female rules may be euthanized in favor of male ones.[/chinese]
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:21 am

:glp-rotflmao:
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:10 am

"Rule #n"

Which shall henceforth be known as Rule #15:

[chinese]Every 10 pages all rules, excepting the original post's rules(rules #1 and 2), become void unless stated as a rule after ten pages, but the rule count does NOT restart.[/chinese]
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion....you must first set yourself on fire.
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Postby Lance » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:13 am

Rule #n

Which shall henceforth be known as Rule #16:

[chinese]Rule #15 applies after 2 pages, not 10.[/chinese]
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Postby teri tait » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:22 am

Rule #n

Henceforth known as Rule #Seventeen

[Chinese]Rules cannot contain digits, unless they are written as words.[/chinese]
In my hands I hold a candle whose flame is small to see, And if I give but one light to you my life is filled for me.
But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:58 am

"Rule #n"

Which shal henceforth be known as Rule #eighten:

[chinese]It is no longer alowable to type double consanates.[/chinese]
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Postby teri tait » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:11 am

Rule #n

Henceforth known as rule #Nineteen

All euthanized female rules may be harvested for stem rule research.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:20 am

"Rule #n"

Which shal henceforth be known as Rule #Twenty:

[chinese]Rules #fifteen and sixteen are also applied throughout the entirety of the game just as rules # one and two are.[/chinese]
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:30 am

"Rule #n"

Which shal henceforth be known as Rule #Twenty One:

[chinese]All text which makes up the actual rule being made must be in bold face print.[/chinese]
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Postby MM_Dandy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:34 pm

Rule #n

[chinese]The first rule from each odd-numbered page is exempt from rules fifteen and sixteen.[/chinese]

Which shal henceforth be known as Rule #∞
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Postby MM_Dandy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:38 pm

Rule #n

Which shal henceforth be known as Rule #twenty three

[chinese]Thou shalt prepend the rule text with the phrase "Thou shalt"[/chinese]
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Postby pmcolt » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:51 pm

Rule #n

Which shal henceforth be known as rule #Twenty four

[chinese]Thou shalt replace every ocurence of the leter 'a' with the symbol '@' on even-numbered pages les than or equal to twelve.[/chinese]
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Postby Lance » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:14 pm

(Hey pmcolt, you broke your own rule. :P )

Rule #n

Which shall henceforth be known as rule #Twenty Five

[chinese]Thou sh@lt h@ve the @bility to option@lly ignore odd numbered rules on odd p@ges @nd even numbered rules on even p@ges.[/chinese]
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