Illuminati-R-Us

by **KLA2** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:07 pm

They're harmless when they are hibernating. Let me show you.

by **pmcolt** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:19 pm

I don't need to write that down; I'll remember something that obvious.

by **KLA2** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:49 pm

I always sit with my back to the entrance. Hasn't got me killed me yet.

by **troubleagain** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:15 pm

That hitchhiker looks harmless enough...

by **KLA2** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:56 pm

Safety latch?

by **Мастер** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:01 am

I do this all the time.

by **KLA2** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:55 am

Just watch me.

by **pmcolt** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:41 pm

You're a sweet little kitty, aren't you?

by **Arneb** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:00 pm

Hygiene is overrated.

by **troubleagain** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:56 pm

"Woman, I told you to git back in the kitchen."

by **Мастер** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:49 pm

troubleagain wrote:"Woman, I told you to git back in the kitchen."

I think you need to ask Lance about the solicitor in the last episode of the first series of Father Ted :twisted:

This is just as good as the more expensive one you bought.

by **troubleagain** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:31 pm

Are there....almonds....in this?

by **KLA2** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:45 pm

Ooops.

by **Arneb** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:02 pm

This fish was happily swimming the clear waters of the Atlantic as alte as yeaterday, I swear.

by **KLA2** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:47 pm

It's a dud, I tell you. Watch ...

by **troubleagain** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:00 pm

I can benchpress 350 lbs. No, I don't need a spotter. Watch!

by **Arneb** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:38 pm

Can't someone please turn off the oxygen saturation alarm?

by **KLA2** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:21 am

Gasoline is just as good as charcoal starter. Lots of gasoline. See?

by **Arneb** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:55 pm

You are too fucking drunk to hit me, OK?

by **troubleagain** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:57 pm

It's perfectly safe to do water sports in a tropical storm.

by **Arneb** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:20 pm

Hey, these levees have held for a century, this fart of a storm won't do nuthin' to them, awright?

by **KLA2** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:07 am

Of course I intend to use this chainsaw up the ladder.

by **Мастер** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:37 am

by **KLA2** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:53 pm

^ I think he was some kind of a sex maniac, because his final words were Fuck. Fuuck. Fuuuck! :wink:

ETA: Is expected to make a full recovery. :)

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:59 pm

parachutes are for sissys

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