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by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:17 am

(on an airplane) Don't be afraid sir. Now the people in that car that seems to be hurling up at us should be.

by **pmcolt** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:44 am

Well of course I cut the breaker off! What, do you think I've never done electrical work before?!

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:51 am

"Don't worry, I'm what you call a 'professional.'"

by **pmcolt** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:38 am

I'm sure I could easily outrun a crocodi--

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:23 am

*sniff* Are you SURE this crap I found under the bed is eddible?

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:08 pm

*smile* BOOM!!!

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:35 am

"You want to put that where?!"

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:25 am

Dude, why are your pants unzipped?

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:47 am

"Dude, just use your head and you'll be fine..."

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:41 pm

hippietrekx wrote:Dude, why are your pants unzipped?

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:59 am

well that's not something you see every day

by **pmcolt** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:32 pm

I'll remember to remove all those obscene comments before forwarding a copy of my report to my boss, his boss, and the client.

by **troubleagain** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:26 pm

"Oh, I heard a noise in the basement! Let me throw on a filmy negligee and investigate, armed only with a broom!"

by **Superluminal** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:27 am

"How did this happen? I ran as fast as I could, and the guy in the hocky mask walked slowly in the wrong direction, and he still caught me!"

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:30 pm

I've had better.

by **pmcolt** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:13 am

You'll never take me alive, you filthy coppers!

by **troubleagain** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:57 pm

"What does this button d---?"

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:41 pm

(to a woman) When was the last time you shaved your mustache?

by **LoneWolfe007** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:25 pm

*walk into a bank*

EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND!!! I HAVE A GUN

by **pmcolt** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:58 am

So what if he used to be a Marine? The guy's 70 years old; he can't do anything to me...

by **Squee** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:13 am

"no, I know exactly what I'm doing, I swear I've done this at least one and a half times before!"

by **Superluminal** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:27 am

Don't worry, the fuse is long enough.

by **Arneb** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:18 pm

They aren't serious about this "no private internet use at work" thing anyway.

by **Heid the Ba** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:45 pm

No KOS, you're wrong. Taxation harms no-one and NASA spending benefits everyone.

by **Мастер** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:33 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:No KOS, you're wrong. Taxation harms no-one and NASA spending benefits everyone.

Those usually are the last words, because "Evidence please?" is met with <sound of crickets chirping> :P

There's no way they could ever trace it back to us!

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