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Postby troubleagain » Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:49 pm

I don't care if base-jumping is illegal. I won't get hurt or caught.
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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Postby Arneb » Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:17 pm

They make the hairdryers bathtub-safe nowadays.
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Postby KLA2 » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:12 am

I feel lucky.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:06 am

I'm supposed to cut the red wire, right?
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:57 pm

Pshaw. Why should I shut off a breaker just to change out a switch?
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Postby KLA2 » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:17 pm

Oh, Sue! Ooh, Sue! Ooooh, SUE!

.... I mean, Jane.
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Postby teri tait » Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:42 pm

"Its ok!! I'm a ninja!"

Or:

"Don't worry, I've done this a hundred times. Just hold the camera and don't move, no matter how much I scream, OK?"
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But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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Postby Lance » Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:32 am

They're just towing us out to calmer seas.

or

As long as we stay inside the boat we'll be fine.
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Postby troubleagain » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:11 pm

Awww, don't worry, that big ol' tornado is headed the other way.
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Postby teri tait » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:40 am

Terrorist/pirate to other 2 terroists/pirates:

"We'll be safe here with the hostage while he goes and negotiates."
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Postby Enzo » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:37 am

Oh that pissing on an electric fence thing is just a mYYYYTTTHHH.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:51 pm

So how does this chair work again?
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Postby jfribrg » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:17 am

The enemy? From this distance, they couldn't hit the side of a
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Postby Arneb » Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:28 pm

They'll never know who killed this godless ambassador.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:14 am

I wonder If I can do this drunk?
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Postby Enzo » Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:24 am

Do not tell me I am source of your knock-up, remember the mud elephant wading in the sea leaves no footprints.
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Postby pmcolt » Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:40 am

I think it needs more lighter fluid.
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Postby Lance » Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:13 pm

She's unsinkable!
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Postby Мастер » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:47 am

Don't worry, they wouldn't allow this on the market if it weren't safe.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Postby Arneb » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:48 am

Come ON. There haven't been any tsunami waves higher than 5 m around Fukushima in CENTURIES!
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Re: Famous Last Words

Postby tubeswell » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:53 pm

"We have been very clear to the Assad regime, but also to other players on the ground, that a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized"
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Re: Famous Last Words

Postby Arneb » Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:53 pm

Hey, that Assad whimp is NEVER gonna use that stuff anyway.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Postby tubeswell » Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:03 pm

"We've got the boat to do it, we've got the team and we've got a wave of momentum that's getting bigger every day."
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Re: Famous Last Words

Postby Arneb » Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:31 pm

Hey, you don't know yet if it's the last word...
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Re: Famous Last Words

Postby tubeswell » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:40 pm

"It is hard to say with any confidence...there is a very small difference between winning and losing."
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