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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:49 pm
by troubleagain
I don't care if base-jumping is illegal. I won't get hurt or caught.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:17 pm
by Arneb
They make the hairdryers bathtub-safe nowadays.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:12 am
by KLA2
I feel lucky.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:06 am
by St. Jimmy
I'm supposed to cut the red wire, right?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:57 pm
by troubleagain
Pshaw. Why should I shut off a breaker just to change out a switch?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:17 pm
by KLA2
Oh, Sue! Ooh, Sue! Ooooh, SUE!

.... I mean, Jane.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:42 pm
by teri tait
"Its ok!! I'm a ninja!"

Or:

"Don't worry, I've done this a hundred times. Just hold the camera and don't move, no matter how much I scream, OK?"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:32 am
by Lance
They're just towing us out to calmer seas.

or

As long as we stay inside the boat we'll be fine.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:11 pm
by troubleagain
Awww, don't worry, that big ol' tornado is headed the other way.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:40 am
by teri tait
Terrorist/pirate to other 2 terroists/pirates:

"We'll be safe here with the hostage while he goes and negotiates."

PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:37 am
by Enzo
Oh that pissing on an electric fence thing is just a mYYYYTTTHHH.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:51 pm
by St. Jimmy

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:17 am
by jfribrg
The enemy? From this distance, they couldn't hit the side of a

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:28 pm
by Arneb
They'll never know who killed this godless ambassador.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:14 am
by Capt. Moosedoom
I wonder If I can do this drunk?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:24 am
by Enzo
Do not tell me I am source of your knock-up, remember the mud elephant wading in the sea leaves no footprints.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:40 am
by pmcolt
I think it needs more lighter fluid.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:13 pm
by Lance
She's unsinkable!

PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:47 am
by Мастер
Don't worry, they wouldn't allow this on the market if it weren't safe.

Re: Famous Last Words

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:48 am
by Arneb
Come ON. There haven't been any tsunami waves higher than 5 m around Fukushima in CENTURIES!

Re: Famous Last Words

PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:53 pm
by tubeswell
"We have been very clear to the Assad regime, but also to other players on the ground, that a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized"

Re: Famous Last Words

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:53 pm
by Arneb
Hey, that Assad whimp is NEVER gonna use that stuff anyway.

Re: Famous Last Words

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:03 pm
by tubeswell
"We've got the boat to do it, we've got the team and we've got a wave of momentum that's getting bigger every day."

Re: Famous Last Words

PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:31 pm
by Arneb
Hey, you don't know yet if it's the last word...

Re: Famous Last Words

PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:40 pm
by tubeswell
"It is hard to say with any confidence...there is a very small difference between winning and losing."