Put on your body armour, load your rifles, clean your knives and daggers because I have just sent out your targets and kill words. Who will prevail this time?
~Ref. Jimmy
Assassins: Round 4
Assassins: Round 4
by St. Jimmy » Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:57 pm
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion....you must first set yourself on fire.
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by umop ap!sdn » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:03 pm
Who wants to start a space venture? We'll start with a space station, then later on add a motel. If that takes off (pun intended), we'll throw in a shopping mall and maybe some apartments. All in low Earth orbit. This is gonna be so cool... the days will be 90 minutes long. Plus, in zero gravity, who needs feet! 
Got my phasers set to kill. 8)
Got my phasers set to kill. 8)
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by Lance » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:11 pm
I think it's going to be fun to just watch you all going at it this time...
Minion: May I have my robe, slippers and some grapes please?
Dragon: Please fetch the paper and grab me a beer. You may have one as well, if you like. Thanks.
Minion: May I have my robe, slippers and some grapes please?
Dragon: Please fetch the paper and grab me a beer. You may have one as well, if you like. Thanks.
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by Мастер » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:15 pm
umop ap!sdn wrote:Who wants to start a space venture? We'll start with a space station, then later on add a motel.
I would like to go short this venture.
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by Dragon Star » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:33 pm
Lance wrote:Dragon: Please fetch the paper and grab me a beer. You may have one as well, if you like. Thanks.
Already done! I even put the in in a coolie for an even, consistent, and smooth drinking experience!
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by Lance » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:38 pm
Dragon Star wrote:Lance wrote:Dragon: Please fetch the paper and grab me a beer. You may have one as well, if you like. Thanks.
Already done! I even put the in in a coolie for an even, consistent, and smooth drinking experience!
Where? I don't see it? Did you get the newspaper too?
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by umop ap!sdn » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:45 pm
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:I would like to go short this venture.
That's fine - the motel ought to pay for itself anyway. :D
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by teri tait » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:02 pm
Lance wrote:I think it's going to be fun to just watch you all going at it this time...
Minion: May I have my robe, slippers and some grapes please?
Sure thing, Boss
*slips a bomb in camoflaged by the bunch of grapes*
Dragon Star just delivered these grapes special, just for you, Dear Boss!!
*rubs hands gleefully, anticipating DS getting yelled at for the bomb*
Heu, Umop, if everyday is 90 minutes long that means I only have to work 30 minutes a day!! That's so cool!
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by Lance » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:33 pm
teri tait wrote:Dragon Star just delivered these grapes special, just for you, Dear Boss!!
*I know for a fact where the dragon was and what he was doing. Minion is full of shit.
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by teri tait » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:41 pm
Lance wrote:teri tait wrote:Dragon Star just delivered these grapes special, just for you, Dear Boss!!
*I know for a fact where the dragon was and what he was doing. Minion is full of shit.
*looks around shiftily*
I didn't do it!!
*jumps on the first ship to Umops outer atmosphere civilization*
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by Lance » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:46 pm
teri tait wrote:*jumps on the first ship to Umops outer atmosphere civilization*
Hey Dragon, could you please fetch her? I know you're 50 times faster than any dumb ship. Try not to draw too much blood until we find out what's up, okay? I'll meet you in the dungeon with a couple of fresh beers.
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by teri tait » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:58 pm
Dragon Star wrote:Certainly sir!
*flies off to Rendez vou with the ship*
Umop! Save me!!! This is your civilization, they can't just take me without proper extradition!
*jumps up and down in panic and breaks a nail*
Awww, crap! Now look what you made me do Dragon Star!!!
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by Dragon Star » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:02 pm
*Clamps onto the ship and pulls it into a horizontal direction until the fuel runs out*
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by Lance » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:09 pm
Looks like KOS invested wisely...
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by Dragon Star » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:12 pm
umop ap!sdn wrote:Hey no fair sabotaging my space station! :(
Don't worry umop, I won't break it, I only want what's in it.
*engine sputtering*
Bout time!
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by teri tait » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:21 pm
They're trying to ruin your nice utopian civilization!! Plus, they are blaming me for a bombing attempt and the bomb never actually exploded. How unfair is that?
I blame society for my actions in the past, now I'm just looking for a fresh start as part of your excellent civilization. . .
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If you'll have me. . .
I blame society for my actions in the past, now I'm just looking for a fresh start as part of your excellent civilization. . .
*hangs head in humble pious manner*
If you'll have me. . .
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by Lance » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:28 pm
<ring> <ring> <ring>
Umop? This is Lance.
Can you help me out?
My minion is off her meds again and acting, well, you know.
I sent the dragon to fetch her and bring her back.
You know how to handle her when she's like this, right?
Umop? This is Lance.
Can you help me out?
My minion is off her meds again and acting, well, you know.
I sent the dragon to fetch her and bring her back.
You know how to handle her when she's like this, right?
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by teri tait » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:40 pm
Lance wrote:<ring> <ring> <ring>
Umop? This is Lance.
Can you help me out?
My minion is off her meds again and acting, well, you know.
I sent the dragon to fetch her and bring her back.
You know how to handle her when she's like this, right?
Don't listen to him, Umop! The dragon has enthralled him and they're conspiring to destroy me!
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by Dragon Star » Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:16 pm
*half way down the engine stops*
Oh shit...
*flapping wings furiously to hold back the rocket*
Damn this thing is heavy!
*continuing to descend*
We've got you now Teri, just calm down and everything will be okay.
Oh shit...
*flapping wings furiously to hold back the rocket*
Damn this thing is heavy!
*continuing to descend*
We've got you now Teri, just calm down and everything will be okay.
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by Lance » Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:34 pm
*Note to self: Make sure there is an extra Chocolate Llama in the dragon's chow dish tonight.*
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by Lance » Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:53 pm
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:This is one bloody weird game. . .
Ya think?
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