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Postby LouieK » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:17 am

Each new post must add one thing to the previous invention and then say what has changed about it.

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I have invented a two foot stick. I have named it "A Stick".
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Postby Lance » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:55 pm

Like this?

The stick has eyes to guide it easily to its intended target.
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Postby pmcolt » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:16 pm

The optically-guided stick is wrapped with a protective kevlar vest to protect it against small-arms fire.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:37 pm

The optically-guided stick with the kevlar vest has wings to help it hit long range targets.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:20 pm

It has a second set of eyes that pick up infrared.
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Postby LouieK » Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:48 pm

I have attached a Swiss Army knife to the side of the optically guided, protected, flying stick in case of emergency. I am calling it a Super Stick for the sake of not having to type out it's every atribute.

The Super Stick now can open a bottle of wine on its way to it's target. It prefers red over white. :)
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Postby pmcolt » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:51 pm

I've added chrome-plated fins to the Super Stick. It is now has greater in-flight stability and a retro-look.
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Postby Lance » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:01 am

Okay, let's put some red tail lights on the outer tips of the fins so you can see when the Super Stick slows down or turns.
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Postby hippietrekx » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:01 am

I've added some candy red pinstripes to the fins of the Super Stick so it looks pretty.
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Postby pmcolt » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:21 am

The Super Stick with the chrome-plated fins, red tail lights, and candy red pinstripes now has a camera mounted on it for spying or as a remote-controlled guidance aid.
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Postby Enzo » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:27 am

The super stick now has a bitchin stereo system dude. It can play Wagner while surveiling the VC.
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Postby LouieK » Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:25 am

The Super Stick now has a superiour camelion camoflouge system that helps it blend into any environment if it needs to be stealthy...for some reason.
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Postby Lance » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:26 pm

The Super Stick now has a Buccaneerish <-> Stickish dictionary so it can celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Postby Enzo » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:30 am

And we added a radio broadcast speech option with prawpah dialect mode for putting on airs on the air while in the air.

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Postby LouieK » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:42 am

The Super Stick has proudly accepted a facial graft from a leading surgeon in Switzerland. Now it can roll it's eyes when it hears bad puns... :roll:
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Postby pmcolt » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:57 pm

The modified Super Stick has been given a new name by the marketing department: Super Happy Fun Stick. No functionality has been added, but it now comes in much more colorful packaging.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:48 pm

Every time a Super Happy Fun Stick is purchased, USD 0.00000000000001 is contributed to an unworthy charity.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:16 am

There is now a label on the package that reads "Do Not Taunt Super Happy Fun Stick." Which is actually good advice since it can throw itself at you.
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Postby Lance » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:00 pm

It has gone on sale in China where its name translates as "Long, hard rod that gives pleasure and joy". The Chinese government has declared them illegal. Islamist Chinese in far western China (near Afghanistan) declare holy war against the developers of the "Devil Sex Stick".
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Postby teri tait » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:07 am

The Super Happy Fun Stick was kidnapped by Raelians. After a heated battle sent in by the UN with contingents from all members of the UN (except France) the Super Happy Fun Stick was recovered but it now has an identical Mini Happy Fun Stick attached to it by a string that has been named Eve.

The Raelians are negotiating for the return of Eve whom they claim is a clone and their sole property.
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Postby pmcolt » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:35 am

The Super Happy Fun Stick (but not the Raelian mini-clone) is now compatible with RFC1149, the TCP-over-carrier-pigeon standard. You can now access it via the internet, but propagation delays are rather high.
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Postby teri tait » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:42 am

The Mini Super Happy Fun Stick broke free from its mooring during the first flight of the newly equipped Super Happy Fun Stick. It spun off into space and was identified as the space debris that caused the space shuttle Atlantis so much trouble.

The whereabouts of the string, Eve, are unknown.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:30 pm

The Mini Super Happy Fun Stick's orbit is calculated precisely, and observations of it are used to calibrate clocks to a previously impossible precision.
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Postby teri tait » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:32 am

The Mini Super Happy Fun Stick takes over the international space station. . . One small step for Mini Super Happy Fun Stick. . . One giant leap for Mini Super Happy Fun Stick.

Super Happy Funstick has put itself up for bid on Ebay, currently a little old lady from Wisconsin leads in the bidding.
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