Illuminati-R-Us

Each new post must add one thing to the previous invention and then say what has changed about it.

Good luck.


I have invented a two foot stick. I have named it "A Stick".

Like this?

The stick has eyes to guide it easily to its intended target.

The optically-guided stick is wrapped with a protective kevlar vest to protect it against small-arms fire.

The optically-guided stick with the kevlar vest has wings to help it hit long range targets.

It has a second set of eyes that pick up infrared.

I have attached a Swiss Army knife to the side of the optically guided, protected, flying stick in case of emergency. I am calling it a Super Stick for the sake of not having to type out it's every atribute.

The Super Stick now can open a bottle of wine on its way to it's target. It prefers red over white. :)

I've added chrome-plated fins to the Super Stick. It is now has greater in-flight stability and a retro-look.

Okay, let's put some red tail lights on the outer tips of the fins so you can see when the Super Stick slows down or turns.

I've added some candy red pinstripes to the fins of the Super Stick so it looks pretty.

The Super Stick with the chrome-plated fins, red tail lights, and candy red pinstripes now has a camera mounted on it for spying or as a remote-controlled guidance aid.

The super stick now has a bitchin stereo system dude. It can play Wagner while surveiling the VC.

The Super Stick now has a superiour camelion camoflouge system that helps it blend into any environment if it needs to be stealthy...for some reason.

The Super Stick now has a Buccaneerish <-> Stickish dictionary so it can celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day.

And we added a radio broadcast speech option with prawpah dialect mode for putting on airs on the air while in the air.

How's that, mon frere?

The Super Stick has proudly accepted a facial graft from a leading surgeon in Switzerland. Now it can roll it's eyes when it hears bad puns...

The modified Super Stick has been given a new name by the marketing department: Super Happy Fun Stick. No functionality has been added, but it now comes in much more colorful packaging.

Every time a Super Happy Fun Stick is purchased, USD 0.00000000000001 is contributed to an unworthy charity.

There is now a label on the package that reads "Do Not Taunt Super Happy Fun Stick." Which is actually good advice since it can throw itself at you.

It has gone on sale in China where its name translates as "Long, hard rod that gives pleasure and joy". The Chinese government has declared them illegal. Islamist Chinese in far western China (near Afghanistan) declare holy war against the developers of the "Devil Sex Stick".

The Super Happy Fun Stick was kidnapped by Raelians. After a heated battle sent in by the UN with contingents from all members of the UN (except France) the Super Happy Fun Stick was recovered but it now has an identical Mini Happy Fun Stick attached to it by a string that has been named Eve.

The Raelians are negotiating for the return of Eve whom they claim is a clone and their sole property.

The Super Happy Fun Stick (but not the Raelian mini-clone) is now compatible with RFC1149, the TCP-over-carrier-pigeon standard. You can now access it via the internet, but propagation delays are rather high.

The Mini Super Happy Fun Stick broke free from its mooring during the first flight of the newly equipped Super Happy Fun Stick. It spun off into space and was identified as the space debris that caused the space shuttle Atlantis so much trouble.

The whereabouts of the string, Eve, are unknown.

The Mini Super Happy Fun Stick's orbit is calculated precisely, and observations of it are used to calibrate clocks to a previously impossible precision.

The Mini Super Happy Fun Stick takes over the international space station. . . One small step for Mini Super Happy Fun Stick. . . One giant leap for Mini Super Happy Fun Stick.

Super Happy Funstick has put itself up for bid on Ebay, currently a little old lady from Wisconsin leads in the bidding.