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by **Мастер** » Tue May 13, 2008 9:30 pm

Bugger, I knew the Gattaca one, but I wasn't quick enough on the draw :(

by **Heid the Ba** » Wed May 14, 2008 8:20 am

Second character is played by Mike Myers.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Thu May 15, 2008 2:56 am

Does he make you horny, Heid?

Woof! - Scott

by **KLA2** » Sat May 17, 2008 1:05 am

OK. I have got to ask.

WTF you talkin' 'bout, BM65 :?:

Or is that comment connected with the movie? :?

by **Blue Monster 65** » Sat May 17, 2008 1:53 am

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery is what I'm talking about, KLA2.

Woof! - Scott

by **KLA2** » Sat May 17, 2008 2:31 am

Oooooh, why didn't you say so? I think you scared Haid off the thread. :lol:

(Rhymes, with a Scottish accent.) :wink:

by **KLA2** » Sun May 18, 2008 6:25 pm

Blue Monster 65 wrote:Does he make you horny, Heid?

Haid is still gone. :glp-hiding:

Maybe you should PM him and explain things, BM65. :glp-1rof1:

"Come back, Haid. It was all a misunderstanding." :P

by **Blue Monster 65** » Mon May 19, 2008 1:01 am

Legalese?

Woof! - Scott

by **Heid the Ba** » Mon May 19, 2008 4:11 pm

Not scared, I missed it on friday and was off-net at the weekend. Takes more than being propositioned by BM65 to worry me! :D

Correct with Austin Powers.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:43 am

Your words hurt, Heid! :lol:

So try this one on for size (there's a reason I'm going with this film, as will be evident when it's guesses):

"X, never, EVER, marks the spot."

Woof! - Scott

by **Мастер** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:52 am

Raiders of the Lost Ark

by **Blue Monster 65** » Tue May 20, 2008 3:11 pm

Close ... you're very close ...

Woof! - Scott

by **MM_Dandy** » Tue May 20, 2008 4:49 pm

The Last Crusade

Perhaps the scene (a classroom similar to the one in Raiders) confused KOS.

Here's a scary thought: Indiana Jones was this close to being played by Tom Selleck. He had some contract issues, I believe, and the role went to Harrison Ford instead.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Tue May 20, 2008 7:41 pm

Go Jim Dandy! (bonus points if you know the song). You are correct on all points.

New film out this week!

Woof! - Scott

by **Мастер** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:51 am

MM_Dandy wrote:Perhaps the scene (a classroom similar to the one in Raiders) confused KOS.

Yes. Glad to know I didn't just imagine that. Was the wording a little different?

by **Blue Monster 65** » Wed May 21, 2008 2:34 am

Yes, in the first one he's talking about a specific site and being rather boring. In the third, he's discussing what the art of archeology is like.

And don't forget the girl with the eyes in the first, too!

Woof! - Scott

by **MM_Dandy** » Wed May 21, 2008 5:33 pm

Alright, here we go, then:

I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Wed May 21, 2008 6:21 pm

"Sigh ... there's no more work ... we're destitute ..."

I, of course, LOVE that entire body of work ...

Anyone else? KLA2, Heid and KOS, I'm sure!

Woof! - Scott

by **Lance** » Wed May 21, 2008 6:53 pm

If I knew the answer to that quote I think I would understand The Meaning of Life.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Thu May 22, 2008 3:18 am

Well ... I know it is not a great philosophy, but ... well fuck you!

:lol:

Woof! - Scott

by **MM_Dandy** » Thu May 22, 2008 3:32 pm

Blue Monster 65 is correct of course.
And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema.

*sigh* where's BT when you need him?
(Just kidding, of course. If I really did have completely gratuitous pictures of penises why would I need BT?)

by **Blue Monster 65** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:52 pm

Ah, I merely added more dialogue - Lance provided the actual answer! I thought it was someone else's turn for a film.

Lance, please have at it. If not, I'll give it a go again, with this:

"And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither ... nor woman neither"

Mind you, this is what it is ... and yet it is not.

Woof! - Scott

by **Lance** » Fri May 23, 2008 10:32 am

Yeah, it can be. Go for it.

by **Heid the Ba** » Fri May 23, 2008 11:06 am

That would be the bard of Avon; the only film I can think of is

Hamlet.

Or perhaps Mel Gibson's Hamlet by William Shakespeare.

Ack, I think I have just got the clue, but I'll stick with my first answer.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Fri May 23, 2008 11:28 am

True, the words are from Hamlet, but the scene is not in Hamlet.

The scene is played in the rain.

From this film we also learn of the fabled Camberwell Carrot.

Woof! - Scott

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