Illuminati-R-Us

Ok, an easy but fun one.

"I have a dream most nights.
It starts on a playground.
There's kids swinging, laughing, dogs barking, butterflies just flapping their little wings. And then you hear a rumbling, and over the horizon comes a black cloud and it's made of cancer and pus. And it starts sweeping over the playground and everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes and pulling at their hair, and saying "Help! What do we do?" And you know what happens next? Out steps me wielding the biggest f***ing shotgun you've ever seen in your whole life. And you know what I do? I blow every f***ing thing away. And I am getting God's work done. When it's all over and the dust has settled, the whole world gathers below me and they say, "Thank you, ******, thank you for helping, being a great man and doing this for us." And you know what I say? "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm just a cop."

That's so silly, it could be from Die Hard, but fuck if I know which number.

Not a Die Hard.

Sounds like something Bruce Campbell would say.

Bubba Ho-Tep?

MM_Dandy wrote:Sounds like something Bruce Campbell would say.

That's what I was thinking too. But Ash had a chainsaw.

Nope, but it is a pretty black comedy. Seeing it again made me realize there is more in there about bi-polar disorder than I had caught first time around.
Quote is during a failed interview while trying to become a cop.

Michael Peña is in it.

Googled. I never heard of this film.

Мастер wrote:Googled. I never heard of this film.

Exactly the same for me.

Lianachan wrote:

Мастер wrote:Googled. I never heard of this film.

Exactly the same for me.

Include me in this list.

Moi aussi.

Well here you have it then.

So who is up then?

If I can go, my quote is,

Are you the police?
No ma'am. We're musicians.

Still waiting.

If we can have two at once, then,

You don’t have a lucky face.

Мастер wrote:So who is up then?

If I can go, my quote is,

Are you the police?
No ma'am. We're musicians.

I'll make a wild swing and say Ladykillers

Arneb wrote:

Мастер wrote:So who is up then?

If I can go, my quote is,

Are you the police?
No ma'am. We're musicians.

I'll make a wild swing and say Ladykillers

I don’t think so.

But unless I watch it, how can I be sure they didn’t say this?

Мастер wrote:

Arneb wrote:

Мастер wrote:So who is up then?

If I can go, my quote is,

Are you the police?
No ma'am. We're musicians.

I'll make a wild swing and say Ladykillers

I don’t think so.

But unless I watch it, how can I be sure they didn’t say this?

I believe the movie you're thinking of may have been filmed somewhere near me.

Lance wrote:I believe the movie you're thinking of may have been filmed somewhere near me.

And I believe you know what film it is!

Мастер wrote:

Lance wrote:I believe the movie you're thinking of may have been filmed somewhere near me.

And I believe you know what film it is!

No, I haven't a clue.

Мастер wrote:So who is up then?

If I can go, my quote is,

Are you the police?
No ma'am. We're musicians.

Well this one is The Blues Brothers (last line by Dan Aykroyd, playing Elwood Blues), and this one

Мастер wrote:Still waiting.

If we can have two at once, then,

You don’t have a lucky face.

is The Bounty (someone speaking to Liam Neeson, who plays Charles Churchill).

And this one is from a television show.

The alternator’s shot. Literally.

Мастер wrote:And this one is from a television show.

The alternator’s shot. Literally.

Better Call Saul?

tubeswell wrote:

Мастер wrote:And this one is from a television show.

The alternator’s shot. Literally.

Better Call Saul?

Yes! Spoken by Mike Ehrmentraut, referring to Saul’s car.

"When a man's got money in his pocket, he begins to appreciate peace."

I can probably count on the fingers of one closed hand the number of films I like as much as that one.