Caption it! #15
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:11 pm
Honey, it's not what you think...
Honey, it's not what you think...
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:11 pm
Honey, it's not what you think...
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:19 pmWhat kind of a bird leaves tracks like that?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:36 pmWow Mr. Policeman, ever hear of unreasonable search and seizure?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:41 pmAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:38 amGreat, first the kids were burning bags of dog shit on the porch, and now they are having sex on mah' car... 
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:32 amWhat do you mean "it won't come off"?! 
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:35 amOn the contrary, I think it did. :P
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:37 amDragon Star wrote:On the contrary, I think it did. :P
You took my bait!
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:38 amYou're welcome.
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:04 amOf course it's safe sex, it's a Volvo innit?
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:19 pm"Honey, when you said you were rear-ended last night . . . "
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:11 pm"Your husband can't find your G-spot? Mine can't find my vulva!"
I'll get me coat.
MODS: If this goes too far please bin it.
I'll get me coat.
MODS: If this goes too far please bin it.
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:19 pm
Heid the Ba' wrote:MODS: If this goes too far please bin it.
Nah, unless you do something illegal or threaten someone you're safe.
"Wash Me"
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:16 amMake sure to use an air bag.
(Y'know, that seemed a whole lot funnier before I wrote it down...)
(Y'know, that seemed a whole lot funnier before I wrote it down...)
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:37 am"No, I don't think that is one of the usual field sobriety tests . . ."
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:24 pmNo ma'am, this show is "Ride my pimp".
I really should do something useful.
I really should do something useful.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:31 pmEnzo wrote:Make sure to use an air bag.
(Y'know, that seemed a whole lot funnier before I wrote it down...)
I know that feeling.
Were you thinking of this?
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:41 pmHeid the Ba' wrote:Were you thinking of this?
Wow. I know some girls from Bulgaria, and some of them might have been users of the product described in the article. . .
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:15 am"See what happens when I drink vodka?"
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:57 amYeah, everything turns Bulgar.
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:35 pmNo it was quick, it's a four stroke.
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:02 amWell with a four stroke you needn't pre-mix the oil.
By the way, I was in the book store this evening and a large volume titled Secrets of Scotland struck my eye. You were not in it. But apparently everyone lives in a worn old castle.
By the way, I was in the book store this evening and a large volume titled Secrets of Scotland struck my eye. You were not in it. But apparently everyone lives in a worn old castle.
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:01 amIt makes it difficult finding your way home after a few beers, all those worn out castles look the same.
surely by definition they aren't secrets if they are in a book?
surely by definition they aren't secrets if they are in a book?
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:25 pmHeid the Ba' wrote:surely by definition they aren't secrets if they are in a book?
Have you never seen Arsenic and Old Lace, with the "secret proclamation"?
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:41 pmI have seen the film, but don't recall the proclamation. I'll look out for it next time.