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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:11 pm

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Honey, it's not what you think...
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Postby Lance » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:19 pm

What kind of a bird leaves tracks like that?
No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:36 pm

Wow Mr. Policeman, ever hear of unreasonable search and seizure?
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Postby Мастер » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:41 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:38 am

Great, first the kids were burning bags of dog shit on the porch, and now they are having sex on mah' car... :evil:
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:32 am

What do you mean "it won't come off"?! :shock:
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:35 am

On the contrary, I think it did. :P
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:37 am

Dragon Star wrote:On the contrary, I think it did. :P


You took my bait! <3
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:38 am

You're welcome.
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Postby Enzo » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:04 am

Of course it's safe sex, it's a Volvo innit?
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Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:19 pm

"Honey, when you said you were rear-ended last night . . . "
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Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:11 pm

"Your husband can't find your G-spot? Mine can't find my vulva!"

I'll get me coat.

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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:19 pm

:glp-1rof1: :glp-applause:

Heid the Ba' wrote:MODS: If this goes too far please bin it.


Nah, unless you do something illegal or threaten someone you're safe.

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Postby Enzo » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:16 am

Make sure to use an air bag.









(Y'know, that seemed a whole lot funnier before I wrote it down...)
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Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:37 am

"No, I don't think that is one of the usual field sobriety tests . . ."
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Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:24 pm

No ma'am, this show is "Ride my pimp".

I really should do something useful. :oops:
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Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:31 pm

Enzo wrote:Make sure to use an air bag.


(Y'know, that seemed a whole lot funnier before I wrote it down...)


I know that feeling.

Were you thinking of this?
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Postby Мастер » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:41 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:Were you thinking of this?


Wow. I know some girls from Bulgaria, and some of them might have been users of the product described in the article. . .
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:15 am

"See what happens when I drink vodka?"
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Postby Enzo » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:57 am

Yeah, everything turns Bulgar.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:35 pm

No it was quick, it's a four stroke.
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Postby Enzo » Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:02 am

Well with a four stroke you needn't pre-mix the oil.



By the way, I was in the book store this evening and a large volume titled Secrets of Scotland struck my eye. You were not in it. But apparently everyone lives in a worn old castle.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:01 am

It makes it difficult finding your way home after a few beers, all those worn out castles look the same.

surely by definition they aren't secrets if they are in a book?
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Postby Мастер » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:25 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:surely by definition they aren't secrets if they are in a book?


Have you never seen Arsenic and Old Lace, with the "secret proclamation"?
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Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:41 pm

I have seen the film, but don't recall the proclamation. I'll look out for it next time.
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