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by **azazul** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:14 pm

Lance wrote:
azazul wrote:
Lance wrote:But the Random Comments thread did exist without this one, for quite some time.

Define exist and time.

exist - time

So are you going to pick one of the definitions or just let me pick one?

But the Random Comments thread did have real being whether material or spiritual without this one, for quite some a prison sentence.

Looks like a false statement to me.

by **Lance** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:23 pm

azazul wrote:
Lance wrote:
azazul wrote:
Lance wrote:But the Random Comments thread did exist without this one, for quite some time.

Define exist and time.

exist - time

So are you going to pick one of the definitions or just let me pick one?

But the Random Comments thread did have real being whether material or spiritual without this one, for quite some a prison sentence.

Looks like a false statement to me.

Oh, I guess you can pick.

by **hippietrekx** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:48 pm

It didn't hurt that Random Comments was started by the most loved person on the forum...

by **pmcolt** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:07 am

That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die.

Very well, since there have been so many requests in the increasingly less random Random Comments thread, here is the non-random complement to it. This thread having lain dead these past eleven months, I can't guarantee that it won't collapse and die once again, or even run amok and kill us all in an orgy of zombie brain-eating.

Still, if you're uncomfortable saying something non-random in Random Comments, but don't feel like making a new thread for some reason, feel free to post in this one.

hippie: Indeed, Random Comments was started by a truly beloved member of the forum. This thread, much less so.

TA: Must have pics! I know, I know, it's not happening.

KLA2: Sara Evans ought to be totally available now. Or did I miss a quick remarriage following her divorce? Whichever the case, I'm probably just stuck staring at the cover images from her latest album, which look suspiciously like the product of some of my brain's more imaginative fantastical romps.

Squee: Yes, it really would be cool to be able to speak Polish. I've been trying to learn Tagalog out of a few books for years, and all I've learned is that I can't learn languages out of a book.

by **KLA2** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:12 am

OK! Here's the plan! Anytime someone wants to follow up on a comment in Random Comments, they just quote it and state "Go to DC". Or use the right arrow thingy. :arrow:

DC

Unless someone has a better plan. :roll:

Oh, and since this is not a game, should it not be moved to "Here There be Llamas"?

by **KLA2** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:29 am

Oh, I see what happened, now. They mocked you. They mocked your thread. :cry:

Well, they mocked Galileo. They mocked Einstein. They mocked Hassenfras. (Well, they were right to mock Hassenfras. He was an idiot.) :wink:

But now, now they see the value of your thread. You are a contenda! :=D:

(And if I learn to spell, you could be a contender!) :lol:

by **troubleagain** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:44 pm

There were no pictures, and my butt does not hurt. :D

Now, if there had been an audio recording....Well, I *was* drinking vodka martinis, so if you know the old Tom. T. Hall song...

Whiskey's too rough,
Champagne costs too much,
And vodka puts my mouth in gear.

This little refrain
Should help me explain
As a matter of fact,
I like beer!

by **KLA2** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:56 pm

Uh, TA, didn't you get the notice? No one post to this thread for a SECOND time, causing pmcolt to go mad with grief, spending his remaining days muttering "Why, why?" and pulling old threads out of a lama hair shirt? :glp-muaha:

(Shhh. He's looking this way. Act nonchalant.) 8)

by **hippietrekx** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:35 pm

Hey, hey. No need for making him cry here. It's bad enough that all of the rest of his threads die. And didnt' you just post twice?

by **KLA2** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:41 pm

Due to a heavy volume of work, my posting time here is temporarily compromised. But don't get your hopes up ... like a bad tie after Christmas ... I shall return. :wink:

by **pmcolt** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:31 am

Sara Evans is so hot--er--I mean-- Happy Birthday, DS!

I think I'm a bit late on that.

by **MM_Dandy** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:02 pm

Well, if you wish Lance a happy birthday in the next couple of days, you wouldn't be late anymore.

by **KLA2** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:03 pm

Past a certain age, isn't "Happy Birthday" an oxymoron? :P

Yeah, yeah, I know ... consider the alternative. :roll:

Not to imply that Lance or most other members of this board are "past a certain age" ...

{goes off muttering to look at truss ads in magazines borrowed from Enzo ...} :wink:

by **Lance** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:32 pm

It's one of the Big "0" birthdays for me this Sunday.

by **troubleagain** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:17 pm

Oooooh, how fun! Which one? I've had the 3 and the 4, but not the 5.

by **KLA2** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:05 pm

The number 5 has appeared in my birthday 7 times. :wink:

by **pmcolt** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:30 pm

Happy early birthday, Lance! May this be one of the better birthdays of the rest of your life. Oh, but not the best. That way you still have something to look forward to later.

by **troubleagain** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:40 pm

KLA2 wrote:The number 5 has appeared in my birthday 7 times. :wink:

If I'm counting correctly, that makes you 4 years older than my husband.

by **KLA2** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:47 pm

Did you count two fives in 55?

This is my 1,000th post. :D/

by **Lance** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:31 pm

KLA2 wrote:The number 5 has appeared in my birthday 7 times. :wink:

51?

And yeah, I'm retiring my 5th decade.

by **KLA2** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:38 pm

Lance wrote:
KLA2 wrote:The number 5 has appeared in my birthday 7 times. :wink:

51?

DOH! Forgot that 5 occurs in EACH year starting with 50. :oops:

12 times. I think. I ran out of fingers at 10. :roll:

by **troubleagain** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:02 pm

Yep and Yep. Himself is 47.

by **KLA2** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:40 am

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/v ... 6950#56950

Reviewing old threads. MM Dandy, can you please explain to my poor feeble brain what "smack" means? I know it it is a term for hitting, or heroin. Neither seems appropriate in this context. :?

by **Lance** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:46 pm

Really?

The Urban Dictionary wrote:1. smack talk

The art of telling another person off, belittling them or calling their momma fat, while in the heat of competition.

Man, your mamma so fat she got her own zip code!

You can't play madden dawg cause you broke ass and your plays are weak!

2. smack talk

A variety of threatening language, often used as an implied precursor to physical violence.

"If my brother dated my ex-girlfriend, I'd rub his ass out"

"Oh, believe me, as soon as I'm alone with my brother, there will be some serious ass-rubbing"

"Dude, you shouldn't try smack talk."

by **KLA2** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:52 pm

Ah. Yes. English has ... evolved since I left school. :?

Then again, Shakespeare would have said the same to me. :lol:

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