Illuminati-R-Us

by **KLA2** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:30 am

^ Enjoys getting hammered

by **pmcolt** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:41 pm

^ Enjoys MC Hammer

by **troubleagain** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:21 pm

^wears Hammer pants

by **Arneb** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:27 pm

Drives a Hummer to work a quarter mile away - at 75 mph...

by **troubleagain** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:50 pm

^leaves the water running while he shaves and brushes teeth

by **KLA2** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:08 pm

^ Most recent member of the "Take An Alligator to Lunch" club. Also, the only remaining member. :lol:

by **troubleagain** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:59 am

^has had someone's tongue frozen to him before.

by **KLA2** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:13 am

^ Thinks giving tongue involves a raspberry

by **Arneb** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:26 am

^Classifies raspberries automatically according to methane, stercoline and putrescine content. Ergo, is the true chemtrail sniffer.

troubleagain wrote:^leaves the water running while he shaves and brushes teeth

Not quite a lie, sadly... :oops:

by **troubleagain** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:01 pm

:gasp:

^actually believes that chemtrails are fart-trails from giant pterodactyls

by **KLA2** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:14 pm

^ Has never met a pterodactyl she didn't like.

by **Arneb** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:01 pm

^Can't get past a gas & oil tavern.

by **troubleagain** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:02 pm

by **Arneb** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:56 pm

This lie really was outrageous. :evil:

^Talks to plants and dog slobber.

by **KLA2** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:59 pm

^ Don't sell him short. He could be one of the parrots. (That beak wears out a keyboard a month ...) :lol:

by **Arneb** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:16 pm

^Needs more than three minutes to process the fact someone else has posted. Intel 80286 ? :shock:

by **troubleagain** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:53 pm

KLA2 wrote:^ Don't sell him short. He could be one of the parrots. (That beak wears out a keyboard a month ...)

My keyboard is missing 5 keys, and has at least 4 that don't snap back down properly, thanks to Her Royal Beakiness.

^was a parrot in a former life

by **Arneb** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:30 pm

^Was downgraded to parrot due to sins in this life.

by **troubleagain** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:55 pm

^will be UPgraded to a parrot in the next life for saving lives in this one.

by **pmcolt** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:47 pm

^ Registered Llamacrat, but secretly votes Alpacapublican. ^

by **troubleagain** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:13 pm

^plans to write in his own name on the ballot

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:00 am

^drinks babies blood as a hobby^

by **KLA2** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:43 pm

^ Aspiring serial killer. ^

by **Arneb** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:09 pm

^Makes the Earth stand still.^

by **KLA2** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:15 pm

^ Makes the earth move, for the ladies. ^

{Sorry, Arneb, but I couldn't pass up a setup like that. :lol:

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