Illuminati-R-Us

by **Arneb** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:36 pm

^Needs a fender between him and the tender lady.

KLA2 wrote:^ Makes the earth move, for the ladies. ^

{Sorry, Arneb, but I couldn't pass up a setup like that. }

That's OK, but why do you post it in the "lies" thread?
:wink:

by **pmcolt** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:03 pm

^ uses a feather on the tethered lady ^

(hey, don't ask me.)

by **KLA2** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:49 pm

^ Wants me to return his mink manacles. Dry cleaned. :lol:

^

by **troubleagain** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:18 pm

^would never think an impure thought. :wink:

by **pmcolt** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:49 pm

^ puts the IMP in IMPure

(KLA2, on the other hand, puts the URE in URanium-powered-killer-atomic-death-machinE...)

by **KLA2** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:58 pm

^ the "pm" stands for premenstrual ... ^ :shock:

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:25 pm

^the KLA stands for Koonslapping ladies ass^

by **Superluminal** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:13 am

^^Believes she is being stalked by moose hunting VPOTUS candidate Sarah Palin.^^

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:28 pm

^does not want my sexy moose body.....I so sssseeeessyyy^

by **Superluminal** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:11 am

^^You can see her sssseeeeessssyyy body on www.dateamoose.com.^^

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:15 am

^denies love for the moose^

by **Superluminal** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:33 am

^^If asked, will deny, that I deny that I deny love for the Moose.^^

by **KLA2** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:16 am

^ Implausible deniability ... :glp-1rof1:

by **Superluminal** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:05 am

^^Suffers from undeniably unimplausiblity syndrone.^^

by **KLA2** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:59 pm

^Is a cunninglinguist.^

{Did I spell that right?} :lol:

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:33 pm

^is sick^

by **Superluminal** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:38 pm

^^Is sicker.^^

by **Enzo** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:18 am

^^You can't invite this guy over for a visit, because whenever he leaves, he gets home the previous night. Because he's... well you know...^^

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:02 am

^knows what he's talking about^

by **KLA2** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:42 am

^ Doesn't. :lol:

^

by **troubleagain** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:27 pm

^Likes Starbucks better than Tim Horton's.

by **pmcolt** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:56 pm

^ Lost almost all the retirement money saved over the years by investing in a speculative currency minted by Hollywood, called "Star Bucks", but did have enough left to buy an autographed Starbucks coffee mug signed by the actor who played Starbuck on Battlestar Galactica. ^

by **KLA2** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:03 am

^ Max Headroom understudy ^

by **Arneb** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:40 pm

^B-list robot celebrity^

by **troubleagain** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:25 pm

^couldn't treat a hangnail successfully

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