Illuminati-R-Us

by **MM_Dandy** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:43 am

^can play the piano with his toes (way better than Jerry Lee Lewis).^

by **tubeswell** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:12 pm

^a big fat lie if I ever heard one^

by **KLA2** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:13 am

^ Is incapable of telling the truth. ^

{At this point his positronic android brain overloads on the clever implication and ... well, you know.}

by **tubeswell** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:53 am

^cannot tell a lie (when he sees one)^

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:52 pm

^informant^

by **MM_Dandy** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:54 pm

^pool hustler^

by **tubeswell** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:35 am

^paid informant^

by **MM_Dandy** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:59 pm

^plaid insurance agent.^

by **Мастер** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:49 pm

^MM stands for "Marsh Mellow"^

by **KLA2** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:45 am

^ They call him mellow yellow (Quite rightly) ^

by **Мастер** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:42 pm

^Suggested Donovan include a reference to fourteen-year-old girls in his lyrics^

by **tubeswell** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:45 pm

^Did not urge KLA2 to suggest Donovan include a reference to fourteen-year-old girls in his lyrics^

by **Мастер** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:24 pm

^Walked through Christchurch playing a fiddle while the earth shook.^

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:05 pm

^not very scary at all^

by **MM_Dandy** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:11 pm

^Can recite all the digits of tau...backwards^

by **St. Jimmy** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:42 pm

^Once paid a llama for sex^

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:07 am

^Once sexed a Llama for pay^

by **St. Jimmy** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:08 am

^Is the biggest loser I've ever known and wasn't missed by anyone^ :wink:

by **MM_Dandy** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:10 pm

^Voiced the character "Sarge" in Red vs. Blue.^

by **tubeswell** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:09 pm

^So didn't want to voice the character "Sarge" in Red vs. Blue.^

by **KLA2** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:37 am

^ knows where "the" bodies are buried. ^

by **Мастер** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:00 pm

^buried the bodies^

by **MM_Dandy** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:53 pm

^Should have known that the bodies weren't really buried, per se, but rather dismembered and scattered about the Upper Plains...^

<...Hold on a sec, my lawyer's calling.

by **Мастер** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:58 pm

^ was the inspiraction for Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas ^

by **St. Jimmy** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:55 am

Is really just a fat 27year old living in his parents basement only coming out for food and soda^

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