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Post an outrageous lie about the person who posted last game

Postby pmcolt » Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:28 am

In my continuing (and so far successful) quest to provide this forum with games that no one will want to play, I give you... (fanfare, please) The Post an Outrageous Lie About the Person who Posted Last" Game.

All right, just do as the thread title says! The less believable, the better. Let's go.

^ I didn't start this thread: the person above me did. ^
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Postby Lance » Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:14 pm

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Postby teri tait » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:32 am

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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:41 am

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Postby teri tait » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:48 am

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Postby pmcolt » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:43 am

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Postby teri tait » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:48 am

^cried bitterly when he wasn't picked to be miss woo woo for September^
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Postby Enzo » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:34 am

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Postby Lance » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:39 pm

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Postby Мастер » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:39 pm

Lance wrote:^Is actually Bill Thompson when he's off his meds.^


This is ambiguous - which identity is the medicated one?

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Postby teri tait » Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:21 am

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Postby teri tait » Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:12 am

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Postby Enzo » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:34 am

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Postby Lance » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:37 pm

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Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:This is ambiguous - which identity is the medicated one?

I figured you're KOS when properly dosed up, and you become Bill Thompson when the nurse forgets to give you the afternoon pill.
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Postby teri tait » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:04 am

^secretly in love with Candy^
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Postby Lance » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:20 pm

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Postby Lance » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:01 pm

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