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by **hippietrekx** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:49 am

^Likes to give children "Jesus Juice"^

by **pmcolt** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:02 am

^ Is actually severely allergic to the adhesive in duct tape, but covers it up so as not to destroy her image. ^

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:28 pm

^Is actually a pigeon^

by **Dragon Star** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:59 pm

^Actually was born with the top of her head attached to her neck...explaining the umop ap!sdn talk.^

by **teri tait** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:49 pm

^secretly wishes he was a llama^

by **Lance** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:03 pm

^Lost school children are trapped within her^

by **teri tait** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:24 pm

^is the actual inspiration behind the song, "White and Nerdy"^

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:43 pm

^Once had a 3-way with Tesla and the first man to walk on Mars^

(Time machines of course were involved.)

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:32 am

^Is a big, burly football player capable of tearing kittens limb-from-limb^

by **teri tait** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:22 am

^has an evil twin duct taped to a chair in her basement^

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:17 am

^Hates Tesla^

by **teri tait** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:35 am

^hearts Tesla more than St. Jimmy, socks, and Lonewolf^

by **pmcolt** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:09 pm

^ Used to be the owner of the slaughterhouse that supplies the national fast-food chain formerly known as "Kentucky Fried Emu," but was fired when PETA called attention to the "cruel and unusual" practice of using gigantic Tesla coils to knock out the emus. ^

by **teri tait** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:02 am

^the only pope to excommunicate himself^

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:54 am

^once had a "special encounter" with a turkey^

by **pmcolt** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:17 am

^ Once had a similar meleagrine moment. ^

by **Enzo** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:21 am

^likes to go to the local middle school and sniff girls' bicycle seats.^

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:19 am

^is a very svelt woman^

by **Lance** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:40 pm

^is a very svelte woman^

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:04 pm

^used to have a homosexual danceing cat avatar^

by **pmcolt** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:14 pm

^ Is actually a top-secret, genetically engineered, cybernetically enhanced government supersoldier on a deep-cover mission to root out promising Michi-kid candidates and recruit them into the supersoldier program. ^

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:18 pm

^thinks that is not a lie^

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:04 am

^Did her boyfriend last night^

by **teri tait** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:41 am

^her first mission as a super soldier is to hunt down and kill PMColt because he is a serious security breach.^

by **pmcolt** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:38 am

^ Steals candy from babies. Rich babies. And gives it to poor babies. ^

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