Illuminati-R-Us

In my continuing (and so far successful) quest to provide this forum with games that no one will want to play, I give you... (fanfare, please) The Post an Outrageous Lie About the Person who Posted Last" Game.

All right, just do as the thread title says! The less believable, the better. Let's go.

^ I didn't start this thread: the person above me did. ^

^Has created all the best games this forum has ever seen^

(Like that?)

^Is the most tyrannical and strict Admin I have ever seen^

^is an alien hybrid bent on world domination^

^is a beautiful woman^

^is a beautiful moose^

^Once had a romantic rendevous with George W.^

^only reads books that take place at Sweet Valley High^

^ Is Miss September in the GLP "12 Months of Woo-Woos" 2007 Calendar ^

^cried bitterly when he wasn't picked to be miss woo woo for September^

^rubs pictures of Frank Zappa all over herself because he looks a liitle like Nikola^

^Was actually shot in the head by a grizzly bear with an arrow. It didn't kill him, se says, just ...changed him^

^Says he is from Berlin, but is actually Schwaebisch^

^Is actually Bill Thompson when he's off his meds.^

Lance wrote:^Is actually Bill Thompson when he's off his meds.^

This is ambiguous - which identity is the medicated one?

^Thinks the Chicago Bears are an exhibit at the Brookfield Zoo^

^Is actually a Glove, not a Shoe^

^wears his mother's clothes when his parents aren't home^

^Doesn't masturbate with beer can^

^has a hair doll of hippie^

^wishes she had hair^

^Practices froterism at restaurants^

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:This is ambiguous - which identity is the medicated one?

I figured you're KOS when properly dosed up, and you become Bill Thompson when the nurse forgets to give you the afternoon pill.

^secretly in love with Candy^

^Uses various produce items entirely differently than they were intended to be used^

^Helped her^

^Made himself all sticky just thinking about it^