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Postby Мастер » Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:05 am

Glow-in-the-dark birthday cake.

I put in 45 cm of snow and get . . .
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Postby troubleagain » Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:54 pm

Two feet of mud.

I put in a pair of wellies and get
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Postby Мастер » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:50 am

beef

I put in the crushed bodies of my enemies and get . . .
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:32 pm

drunk with power.


I put in a firing squad and get
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Postby pmcolt » Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:56 am

A sound of thunder.

I put in a grapefruit and get...
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Postby Мастер » Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:26 am

A 50% of coupon for a large size of the fruit juice of your choice.

I put in a bottle of tequila and get . . .
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:39 pm

A very drunk worm.

I put in some fishhooks and get
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Postby Arneb » Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:25 pm

...Jaws :shock:

I put in some shark fin and snake oil cure-all and get...
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Postby troubleagain » Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:31 pm

Arsenic poisoning.

I put in a chelation machine and get
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Postby Arneb » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:04 pm

Lead-laden pee.


I put in 30 C piss and get...
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Postby pmcolt » Tue May 18, 2010 12:49 am

0°C beer.

I put in my childhood hopes and dreams and get...
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Postby troubleagain » Wed May 19, 2010 4:46 pm

major disappointment.

I put in some cynicism and get
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Postby Arneb » Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:28 pm

An solitary evening of fun in Baba O'Reilly.

I pu tin some heartfelt compassion and get...
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Postby KLA2 » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:02 am

A big hug back from Vladi mir

I put in flour, milk, salt olive oil and yeast and get ...
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Postby pmcolt » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:20 am

...Poppin' Fresh.

I put in a shot of tequila and get...
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Postby KLA2 » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:54 pm

A squirt of lime juice in the eye.

I put in a sprinkle of salt, and I get
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:06 pm

a coupon for high blood pressure.

I put in an unlawfully given traffic ticket and get............
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Postby KLA2 » Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:59 pm

Judge Judy, nursing the hangover she got trying to numb her bad toothache ...

I put in a Canadian beaver, and I get ...
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Postby Arneb » Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:24 pm

... a Canadian Bieber :shock:

I put in Justin Bieber's stupid grin and get. ...
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