Illuminati-R-Us

by **pmcolt** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:23 am

... a black humanoid oil-slick monster of pure evil.

I put in some magic beans and get...

by **MM_Dandy** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:17 pm

...magical flatulence.

I put in the left antler of a jackalope and get...

by **Lance** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:51 pm

The right shoe of a bigfoot. (Sir. Bigfoot's Other Shoe)

I put in:

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing

(and stir)

And get?

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:08 pm

....the witches' brew from that SNL skit that was making an overpowering stench.

I put in a plastic water bottle and get....

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:07 pm

Healing water.

http://www.crystalinks.com/healingwaters.html

I put in an album of castlevania music and I get...

by **pmcolt** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:52 am

A monkey named Donkey Kong.

<Professor Farnsworth>"Monkeys aren't Donkeys! Stop messing with my head!"</Professor Farnsworth>

I put in a shovelful of dirt from my backyard and get...

by **troubleagain** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:18 pm

a complete mineral assay.

I put in my lazy cat and get

by **MM_Dandy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:26 pm

...a lazy dog.

I put in the quick, brown fox that jumps over him and get...

by **troubleagain** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:22 pm

a broken typewriter.

I put in the dregs from my coffee mug and get

by **pmcolt** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:20 pm

...the latest fad in energy drinks.

I put in a spray-can of air freshener and get...

by **troubleagain** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:31 pm

the smell of someone crapping a pine tree

I put in 39-cent stamps and get

by **pmcolt** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:10 am

...an equal value of 1¢ stamps.

I put in a life-sized wax sculpture of Elvis and get...

by **troubleagain** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:18 pm

a fried peanut-butter and banana sammich.

I put in a 5 lb. bag of birdseed and get

by **Lance** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:02 pm

A rooster that is built like Arnold Schwarzenegger was in Conan. He's looking at you with evil, squinted eyes and mutterig something about "McNugget Eaters". He begins to walk toward you.

I put in Avirl Lavigne and Toni Basil, and get?

by **pmcolt** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:54 pm

...Avery Brooks and a jar of basil.

I put in a spicy chicken sandwich and get...

by **troubleagain** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:03 pm

crumbs.

I put in Dragon Star's sneakers and get

by **MM_Dandy** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:56 pm

...a dead vending machine.

I put the dead vending machine into a new vending machine and get...

by **pmcolt** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:16 am

...a nondeterministic Turing machine.

I put the collected works of Dijkstra into the vending machine and get...

by **Мастер** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:45 am

. . .the 1972 Turing Award.

I put a painting by Vincent van Gogh into othe maching and get. . .

by **troubleagain** » Sun May 06, 2007 3:28 am

a pound of sunflower seeds and some cypress clippings.

I put in the collected works of Carl Sandburg and get

by **MM_Dandy** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:37 pm

...the incomplete works of MM_Dandy.

I put in the url for the first google hit for "Carl Sandburg" and get...

oooooh, troubleagain's post's url is

Code: Select all: http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=77777#77777

Shouldn't there be a halo around it or something? Or maybe God should appear from a split in the web page and tell us to search for the Holy Grail? That'd be cool.

by **Arneb** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:42 pm

an American flag, fluttering in the airless environment.

I put in the American flag and get...

by **Dragon Star** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:25 am

Green Day in retro-color.

I put in all of my dreams and get...

by **hippietrekx** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:56 am

a black pit of despair.

I put in a giant-assed dust bunny and get...

by **Superluminal** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:28 am

A bad assed dust bunny with a bad attitude.

I put in a bottle of generic Pepto Bismol and get........

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