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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue May 15, 2007 6:54 am

A bad case of generic heartburn.

I put in 50 feet of electrical wire and get....
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Postby troubleagain » Tue May 15, 2007 4:36 pm

TroubleAgain's electrician husband.

I put in my senior high research paper and get....


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oooooh, troubleagain's post's url is
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Shouldn't there be a halo around it or something? Or maybe God should appear from a split in the web page and tell us to search for the Holy Grail? That'd be cool.


'Bout time someone realized how special I am. :lol:
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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue May 15, 2007 6:22 pm

...the cure for the common cold.

I put that back in and get...


No, offense, troubleagain, but it's the post (or, rather, its Id)that's special ;)
God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!
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Postby troubleagain » Wed May 16, 2007 12:10 am

17 new viruses that spread by aerosol.

I put in a box of kleenex and get


(Hey, my specialness is WHY I got that ID number. So there.)
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Postby Arneb » Wed May 16, 2007 12:36 am

A roll of 4-layer toilet pqper.

I put that in and get
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Postby Superluminal » Wed May 16, 2007 3:02 am

Ein Berliner und ein Krapfen.

I put in a slice of hippies Texas toast and get.....
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Postby troubleagain » Wed May 16, 2007 5:34 pm

Michigan Marmalade.

I put that back in and get
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Postby MM_Dandy » Wed May 16, 2007 6:13 pm

...a jammed vending machine.

I put in some cleaning solution and a cd with that little bristle strip on it and get...
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Postby Arneb » Wed May 16, 2007 6:46 pm

Superluminal wrote:Ein Berliner und ein Krapfen.


That would be einen with both words. We've got something called declination, thank you. And I am now officially beleidigt. Out of toilet paper, tsk tsk...

Well, MM Dandy

... a freshly vinyl LP.

I put that in and get...
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Postby troubleagain » Thu May 17, 2007 12:40 am

A 45 and a 78. (told you I was old.)

I put those in and get
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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu May 17, 2007 5:51 pm

...a polite note saying that the turntable is in the next machine over.

I put in an order for General Tso's Chicken and get...
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Postby Lance » Thu May 17, 2007 5:59 pm

General Tso's Kitten

I put in a goose, donkey and a rabbit, and get?
No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Postby troubleagain » Thu May 17, 2007 7:14 pm

the Musicians of Bremen.

I put in a book of old folk tales and get
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Postby pmcolt » Fri May 18, 2007 4:41 am

A book of old wives' tales.

I load sixteen tons and get...
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Postby Lance » Fri May 18, 2007 12:42 pm

Five years younger and all your debts paid off.

I put in a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon (cans) and get?
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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri May 18, 2007 3:21 pm

Diarrhea.

I put in some Pepto Bismal and get...
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Postby pmcolt » Fri May 18, 2007 11:19 pm

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, but not Diarrhea, because Lance still has that.

I put in a couple Tums and get...
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Postby troubleagain » Sat May 19, 2007 1:00 am

your calcium fix for the day.

I put in alka seltzer and get
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Postby Superluminal » Sat May 19, 2007 1:39 am

Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.

I put in an old commercial jingle and get........
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Postby pmcolt » Sat May 19, 2007 4:22 am

...a song stuck in your head all day.

I put in my desert island discs and get...
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Postby Superluminal » Sat May 19, 2007 4:37 am

A never before seen lesbian scene between Ginger and Mary Ann.

I put in a DNA sample from the late Jerry Fallwell and get....
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Postby troubleagain » Sat May 19, 2007 11:57 pm

Jurassic Park in Hell.

I put in my Jeopardy game and get
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Postby Superluminal » Sun May 20, 2007 3:55 am

Illuminati for $500.

I put in, "He was best known as a lover of Llamas." and get....
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Postby pmcolt » Sun May 20, 2007 5:59 am

Llamaphilus the Unusual, considered by some to be a lesser-known historical figure, but easily the equal of Johannus Doeus from the Holy Roman Empire, or Bob the Obscure from Nowhere, Kansas.

I phrase that answer in the form of a question, put it back into the vending machine, and get...
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Postby hippietrekx » Mon May 21, 2007 1:59 am

Alex Trebek making a witty comment.

I throw in a not mostly pink gift bag and get...
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