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by **Arneb** » Fri May 02, 2008 10:16 pm

A Gutenberg Bible :shock:

I put in a cheap Gideon Bible and get...

by **KLA2** » Fri May 02, 2008 10:24 pm

A genuine plastic relic of The True Cross, made in China.

I put in one part sarcasm, one-half part wit, and two parts humour, and I get

by **Arneb** » Fri May 02, 2008 11:55 pm

"The God Delusion", by Richard Dawkins, if you add a generous pinch of naive realism.

I put in the book "Bad Astronomy" and get...

by **troubleagain** » Mon May 05, 2008 3:51 pm

a very strange message board.

I put in *this* board and get

by **Arneb** » Mon May 05, 2008 8:13 pm

A colossal headache.

I put in some Aspirin and get...

by **troubleagain** » Mon May 05, 2008 8:51 pm

An irritated ulcer.

I put in some fried chicken and get

by **Arneb** » Mon May 05, 2008 9:52 pm

Nooooo! Chicken McNug :glp-yak:

I put in some not so clean Kleenex and get

by **pmcolt** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:01 am

...a Martian war machine outside your window, threatening to vaporize your hidden biowarfare cache.

I put in some chicken soup and get...

by **troubleagain** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:10 pm

unexpectedly healthy.

I put in a buncha whiteboard markers and get

by **Arneb** » Tue May 06, 2008 7:54 pm

Let's see. I put in... Let's stick with € 1

by **Superluminal** » Wed May 07, 2008 1:03 am

Nien und nien zig luft ballons.

I blow them up and let them float away and get????????

by **Arneb** » Wed May 07, 2008 12:08 pm

[Grammar police mode]It's neunundneunzig[\Grammar police mode]

Into jail because the balloons downed a plane during a collision.

I'll try something peaceful. I Feed the machine with some helium left over from filling the balloons and get

by **troubleagain** » Wed May 07, 2008 2:35 pm

a machine with a Donald Duck voice.

I put in some Mickey ears and get

by **KLA2** » Wed May 07, 2008 6:51 pm

Walt Disney in a velvet robe and ... :shock:

I put in Topo Gigo and I get ...

by **Arneb** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:43 pm

Diego Armando Maradona on coke... :shock:

I put in "the Hand of God" and get...

(Understand that reference, you ignorant, banausic Americans!)

by **pmcolt** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:35 am

A completely authentic holy relic of one of the bones of St. John the Baptist as a child.

I put in an American football and get...

(Hey, I may be ignorant and American, but... where's my dictionary?)

by **Arneb** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:25 pm

An armoured vehicle suspiciously looking like an American "football" player.

I put in an exposed nipple and get...

by **St. Jimmy** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:56 pm

A phone call from E!, TMZ, and National Enquirer.

I put in mickie mouse and get.............

by **Enzo** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:57 am

Minnie happy returns.

I put in FRuit Loops, olive oil, and leeks and get...

by **wring** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:41 pm

A win against Iron Chef Cat Cora.

I put in an antennae, a vacuum cleaner and a zip lock baggie and get...

by **hippietrekx** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:04 am

A robot that sucks safely.

I put in a cat and get...

by **St. Jimmy** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:09 am

Some high quality "chicken"...... :?

I put in a autographed photo of myself and get..........

by **troubleagain** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:54 pm

an autographed photo of Carrot Top ::shudder::

I put in a carrot cake and get

by **Мастер** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:38 am

Diabetic rabbits.

I put in enriched uranium and get . . .

by **hippietrekx** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:38 am

High energy nuclear fission.

I put in the resultant materials from the fission and get...

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