The Mystical Illuminati Vending Machine

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The Mystical Illuminati Vending Machine

Postby St. Jimmy » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:58 am

Here's how it works: First poster(me) puts an item in the vending machine, then the next poster, says what comes out of the vending machine, and then puts a different item in the machine. and so on.
Example; Person one might post,"I put a horse into the vending machine and get..."
and person 2 might post, "a bottle of glue. I put a tombstone in the machine and get...."

I put a tombstone in the machine and get...
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion....you must first set yourself on fire.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:09 pm

a can a skettios. I put a roll of duct tape in the vending machine and got...
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Postby Lance » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:31 pm

A full-body condom:

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I put a bag of dehydrated llama dung in the vending machine, and get?
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Postby Superluminal » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:15 am

Bill Thompson.

I put in a dragon egg, and get......
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Postby Dragon Star » Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:53 am

Bryan Jr.

I put in a Pokemon, and get...
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Postby Superluminal » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:46 am

A schizoid Homer Simpson.

I put in a blank dvd and get?
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:25 pm

A blank VHS. :P

I put in a flashlight and get....
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:13 pm

....the blinding light of ten thousand suns.

Lance wrote:A full-body condom

That'd be the perfect gift to give someone who's a total dick. :lol:

I put in a block of wood and get...
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Postby Superluminal » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:07 am

Saw dust.

I put in a bible, Koran and the Talmud and get?
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Postby hippietrekx » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:46 am

Enough blood to fill the Red Sea.

I put in a kitty and get...
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Postby Superluminal » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:51 am

A plate of General Zhous Chicken from the local Chinese restruant.

I put in a card with hippies name capitalized and get???????
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Postby Dragon Star » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:53 am

A Chuck Norris round-house kick to the face.

I put in God and...
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:17 pm

get an IPU (or whatever the equivalent on this board is).

I put in dryer lint and get....
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:47 am

That missing pair of underwear that you thought the underpants gnomes took.

I put in a music video by Prince and get...
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:43 am

....a purple raincloud.

troubleagain wrote:IPU (or whatever the equivalent on this board is).

FSM. :mrgreen:

I put in Ned Flanders and get....
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Postby hippietrekx » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:50 am

Bible-thumping children.

I put in uncompleted scholarship forms and get...
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Postby troubleagain » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:48 pm

One million dollars. In small change.


I put in a Hershey bar and I get....
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Postby Superluminal » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:37 pm

Exlax

I put in a list of all the potential presidential candidates for 2008 and get?????????
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Postby troubleagain » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:08 pm

Ross Perot.

I put in a leather jacket and get....
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:27 pm

Image

I put in a needle and get...
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Postby Lance » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:26 am

a hay stack

I put in a nose hair clipper (cordless, rechargeable) and get
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:45 am

fifty old men wanting some work done.

I put in a wheel of cheese and get...
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:26 am

A square of cracker.

I put in a Laptop and get...
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:19 am

A lap dance

I put in a pair of fishnets and get.
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Postby troubleagain » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:09 pm

Fish.

I put in umop's smiley collection and get....
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