Illuminati-R-Us

by **pmcolt** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:27 pm

...a microphone.

I put that back in and get...

by **troubleagain** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:33 pm

a karaoke machine.

I put in a set of earplugs and get

by **KLA2** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:35 pm

Plugged ears.

I put in a couple of Q-*** cotton swabs, and I get

by **troubleagain** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:04 pm

a warning not to place them in your ear canal. :roll:

I put in some scissors, a bowl of jello, and some clean kitty litter and get

by **KLA2** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:58 pm

Those squares they used to sell in the school cafeteria for dessert at lunch.

I put in a roaring T. Rex telephone (really!) and I get

by **troubleagain** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:44 pm

a Mickey Mouse telephone.

I put in a really noisy lovebird and get

by **KLA2** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:14 pm

Jealous, sleepless neighbours. :lol:

I put in a full BBQ propane tank, and I get

by **Squee** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:45 am

A brand new grill!

I put in a few burgers and get...

by **troubleagain** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:52 am

extra guests for dinner.

I put in a pan of baked beans and get

by **KLA2** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:11 am

To sleep on the couch.

I put in a bottle of "Beano", and I get

by **pmcolt** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:17 pm

The three-bean grande burrito meal.

I toss in a bottle of Pepto and get...

by **troubleagain** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:41 pm

a pink tongue.

I put in Bill the Cat and get....

by **Superluminal** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:22 am

An autographed picture of Bill and the Boingers.

I put in Oliver Wendle Jones and get.........

by **KLA2** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:15 am

The Shuttlechair Enterpoop ... and so much more. (Thanks for the Bloom(in) memories ...)

I put in a Stratocaster, and I get

by **troubleagain** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:11 pm

an air guitar.

I put in a bunch of filled water balloons and get

by **Arneb** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:24 pm

A bodypack! :shock:

I am trying to get rid of it ASAP, put it back in and get...

by **KLA2** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:55 pm

Arneb wrote:A bodypack!

I am trying to get rid of it ASAP, put it back in and get...

A what now???

A buffed body with bulging biceps and a big ...

Well, you get the idea. :wink:

by **pmcolt** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:59 am

Finding nothing to put into the Mystical Illuminati Vending Machine, I jiggle the coin return and get...

by **Arneb** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:45 pm

Wow

Body pack - sorry about the glitch, but this is ehat you get when you admit dim-witted lingo-tards to your board. Someone smuggling drugs wrapped in balloons or condoms in his guts is called a body-packer in Germany. I automatically assumed that it would be called the same in English. So if the smuggler is called a body packker, the individual package would be called a body pack, right. Ummh OK, maybe not.

I put the banknote in again and get...

by **KLA2** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:52 pm

A visit from a Treasury agent.

I put in a "get out of jail free" card, and I get

by **troubleagain** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:17 pm

a get out of hell free card. http://www.cartoonlabs.com/comics/index ... ow=sinfest

I put in a cup of "office" coffee and get

by **pmcolt** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:09 pm

a quart of used motor oil.

I put in a jar containing three pencils, two pens, a sharpie marker, $0.32 in coins, a couple of candy wrappers, three screws, and a washer, and get...

by **troubleagain** » Thu May 01, 2008 2:14 pm

a jar containing some dead AAA batteries, a pair of dull nail clippers, some paperclips, a very old pack of chewing gum, and some mystery seeds.

I put in a photograph of my lovebird and get

by **KLA2** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:21 pm

A peck on the cheek.

I put in a 5 1/4 inch floppy, and I get

by **troubleagain** » Fri May 02, 2008 1:37 pm

a stack of punch-cards.

I put those back in and get

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