The Last One to Post is the Winner

[tubeswell]

I win

[Мастер]

\documentclass[a4paper]{article}

\usepackage{times}
\usepackage[utf8]{inputenc}
\usepackage{secdot}


\title{Tubeswell Loses}

\begin{document}\maketitle
\begin{abstract}
This investigative report discusses how \emph{tubeswell} lost the ``The Last One to Post is the Winner'' game at IRU\@.
\end{abstract}
\section{Key Findings}
Someone else posted, and \emph{tubeswell} lost.\footnote{This does not prevent \emph{tubeswell} from claiming that he won. But he didn't, he lost.}
\end{document}

[Arneb]

Ha!

[tubeswell]

I win.

[Arneb]

Nope.

[Мастер]

\documentclass[a4paper]{article}

\usepackage{times}
\usepackage[utf8]{inputenc}
\usepackage{secdot}


\title{Tubeswell Loses}

\begin{document}\maketitle
\begin{abstract}
This investigative report discusses how \emph{tubeswell} lost the ``The Last One to Post is the Winner'' game at IRU\@.
\end{abstract}
\section{Key Findings}
Someone else posted, and \emph{tubeswell} lost.\footnote{So did \emph{Arneb}.}
\end{document}

[Arneb]

i already spotted the first mistake in the above document.

[Мастер]

The utf8 option on inputenc? You need that if you're going to use non-ASCII characters and compile it with pdflatex instead of xelatex.

[tubeswell]

Whatever. I win.

[Мастер]

Read the document.

[tubeswell]

I win again.

[Мастер]

RTFM

[tubeswell]

I win yet again.

[Arneb]

DTFRTFM

[tubeswell]

Yet again I win.

[Мастер]

\documentclass[a4paper]{article}

\begin{document}
\textbf{\textsc{\LARGE No you don't.}}
\end{document}

[tubeswell]

I win.

[Мастер]

no

[tubeswell]

And yet.

[Мастер]

Still didn't read the document.

[tubeswell]

Yet I still win.

[Мастер]

We'll let you think that if it makes you happy.

[tubeswell]

Happier than you know.

[Мастер]

Congratulations on winning again.

[tubeswell]

I take a bow.