Alright. This has gone far enough.
As a good host, Lance, I expect you to politely defer to the guest, me, and cease your domineering posting.
TA, as a lady,
http://www.victorianstation.com/ettiqlady.htm
A lady should be quiet in her manners, natural and unassuming in her language, careful to wound no one’s feelings, but giving generously and freely from the treasures of her pure mind to her friends. Scorning no one openly, she should feel gentle pity for the unfortunate, the inferior and the ignorant, at the same time carrying herself with an innocence and single heartedness which disarms ill nature, and wins respect and love from all.
you should surely refrain from this unseemly contest of egos.
I appeal to your better natures, and gracious dispositions.
And modestly, nay, humbly, claim victory. :)
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
-Friedrich Nietzsche