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Postby Мастер » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:15 am

Would this be an appropriate place to make the 120,000th post?
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Postby Lance » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:19 am

Why yes, it would.
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However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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Postby troubleagain » Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:25 pm

Yay for anniversaries and milestones!
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Postby Мастер » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:24 pm

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Postby KLA2 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:22 am

^ Deduct two marks for poor spelking ... DARN.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:16 pm

^is trying to rule the game threads^
(little did KLA2 know, I was the winner all along^
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Postby KLA2 » Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:59 am

Really? :wink:
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Postby ockopuss » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:18 am

B'cuz I Win!
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:19 pm

nope i win
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Postby KLA2 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:56 am

Mememememe. :P
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Postby St. Jimmy » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:04 am

win?
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Postby KLA2 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:19 am

Don't sneak in behind me like that. :shock:
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Postby Enzo » Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:34 am

Just how WOULD you like him to sneak in behind you?
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:12 pm

i like my men the way I like my coffee
...with a spoon in them.

That joke was a win
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Postby KLA2 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:30 pm

^^ Don't ask, don't tell. :lol:

^ a spoon?? {I know ... don't ask, don't tell. :wink: } The way I heard that joke, the punchline was "Hot, sweet and black ..." but, probably your version is better - more politically correct, anyway.* :oops:

* If any black people are offended by being called hot and sweet, I do apologise. :oops:
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:11 pm

it was an eddie izzard joke.
i give a link.
this isn't the spoon one but still really really funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-tl6GBOBo
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Postby KLA2 » Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:48 pm

Thanks, he IS funny. I think the whole coffee thing, is dancing around the original version I repeated above.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:05 pm

Well ya. That is the original joke but people have played it off of that so many times that he made is own. I like his, it doesn't make any sense...hehehe.
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Postby KLA2 » Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:25 pm

OK. Here is how you can spot a winner. Look into a pane of glass.

If it is a window and I am on the other side, you have spotted a winner.

If it is a mirror, not. :P
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:56 pm

no no..that is obsurd becasue half the time you will never see a moose...who happens to be the winner.
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Postby KLA2 » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:01 am

Pluss, I spel [strike]betr[/strike] [strike]bettre[/strike] [strike]betre[/strike] ... gud.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:47 pm

Quickly I type a Q word...anyways..I think my spellcheck isn't working. I noticed too many of my iffy words to be correct lately.
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Postby KLA2 » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:41 am

^ I ... What? ... shucks.
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Postby Мастер » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:57 am

The end of the internet is coming.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:26 pm

It will only end if I win this game from this post on.
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