The Last One to Post is the Winner

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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby Lance » Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:00 am

You all do realize you're just battling for second place now, right? And that's fine if it's your thing. You just need to be sure you understand it.
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby tubeswell » Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:39 am

I understand that I'm winning
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby Arneb » Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:02 pm

You understand incorrectly.
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>>>>> Irrevocable Perpetual Winner <<<<<

Postby Lance » Wed Jul 13, 2016 4:07 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Just a reminder that you are all only vying for second place. My status as Irrevocable Perpetual Winner doesn't really care what the rest of you believe.
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby Arneb » Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:31 pm

I don't think anyone cares hat YOU believe. My victory here is a fact as of this post, so just go quietly into the night, will ya?
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>>>>> Irrevocable Perpetual Winner <<<<<

Postby Lance » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:28 pm

When I remove all the moderators and lock the thread, you will care what I believe.

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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby tubeswell » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:52 pm

I'm not a moderator so I win
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby Arneb » Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:21 pm

Now wait a second.

I win. It still works.
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>>>>> Irrevocable Perpetual Winner <<<<<

Postby Lance » Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:52 pm

I haven't done it yet. And I don't want to have to.

I just need you all to bow and revel in my ultimate and ever lasting victory.
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby tubeswell » Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:22 am

I win
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>>>>> Irrevocable Perpetual Winner <<<<<

Postby Lance » Thu Jul 14, 2016 3:20 pm

I guess I don't really need to keep posting, except to remind you the best you can do is second place.

>>>>> Irrevocable Perpetual Winner <<<<<
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby Arneb » Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:35 pm

Take off your tinfoil hat and start PLAYING again, for FSM's sake!

I win.
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby Lance » Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:10 pm

I don't need to play anymore. I just need to keep reminding you all.
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby Arneb » Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:16 pm

You lose. I win. Simple as that.
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby tubeswell » Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:26 pm

I win
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby Arneb » Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:26 pm

sorry, but no.
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Re: Lance is the Irrevocable Perpetual Winner

Postby Lance » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:23 pm

Greetings!
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Re: >>>>> Lance is the Irrevocable Perpetual Winner <<<<<

Postby pmcolt » Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:26 am

What an odd game. How do you become the winner?
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Re: >>>>> Lance is the Irrevocable Perpetual Winner <<<<<

Postby Lance » Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:31 am

It used to be the last one to post, but I was recently declared the Irrevocable Perpetual Winner so I changed the thread title so everyone would remember they are only vying for second place.
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Re: >>>>> Lance is the Irrevocable Perpetual Winner <<<<<

Postby tubeswell » Fri Jul 15, 2016 1:26 am

Since when was this the 'I took 1st place away' game?

I win
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Re: >>>>> Lance is the Irrevocable Perpetual Winner <<<<<

Postby Lance » Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:28 am

I'm just fucking around. I'll change it back tomorrow.

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Re: >>>>> Lance is the Irrevocable Perpetual Winner <<<<<

Postby tubeswell » Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:29 am

Meanwhile, I win again.
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby Lance » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:17 am

Okay, it's fixed. [cough]loser![/cough]
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby tubeswell » Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:33 am

I win, no matter what.
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Re: The Last One to Post is the Winner

Postby Arneb » Fri Jul 15, 2016 6:49 pm

Interestingly, the abominous thread title "Lance Is the Irrevobable Perpetual Winner" doesn't appear in the forum directory. Somehow he must be aware how wrong he is.

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