Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:00 am**

You all do realize you're just battling for second place now, right? And that's fine if it's your thing. You just need to be sure you understand it.

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:39 am**

I understand that I'm winning

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:02 pm**

You understand incorrectly.

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2016 4:07 pm**

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Just a reminder that you are all only vying for second place. My status as Irrevocable Perpetual Winner doesn't really care what the rest of you believe.

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:31 pm**

I don't think anyone cares hat YOU believe. My victory here is a fact as of this post, so just go quietly into the night, will ya?

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:28 pm**

When I remove all the moderators and lock the thread, you will care what I believe.

:glp-adminpower:

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:52 pm**

I'm not a moderator so I win

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:21 pm**

Now wait a second.

I win. It still works.

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:52 pm**

I haven't done it yet. And I don't want to have to.

I just need you all to bow and revel in my ultimate and ever lasting victory.

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:22 am**

I win

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2016 3:20 pm**

I guess I don't really need to keep posting, except to remind you the best you can do is second place.

>>>>> Irrevocable Perpetual Winner <<<<<

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:35 pm**

Take off your tinfoil hat and start PLAYING again, for FSM's sake!

I win.

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:10 pm**

I don't need to play anymore. I just need to keep reminding you all.

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:16 pm**

You lose. I win. Simple as that.

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:26 pm**

I win

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:26 pm**

sorry, but no.

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:23 pm**

Greetings!

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:26 am**

What an odd game. How do you become the winner?

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:31 am**

It used to be the last one to post, but I was recently declared the Irrevocable Perpetual Winner so I changed the thread title so everyone would remember they are only vying for second place.

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 1:26 am**

Since when was this the 'I took 1st place away' game?

I win

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:28 am**

I'm just fucking around. I'll change it back tomorrow.

:glp-adminpower:

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:29 am**

Meanwhile, I win again.

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:17 am**

Okay, it's fixed. [cough]loser![/cough]

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:33 am**

I win, no matter what.

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 6:49 pm**

Interestingly, the abominous thread title "Lance Is the Irrevobable Perpetual Winner" doesn't appear in the forum directory. Somehow he must be aware how wrong he is.

I win this game.

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