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You know you've had a bad day when...
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:41 pmby Dragon Star
As an attempt for something new, lets give this a try. Just one rule, finish the sentence of something you would consider to be a bad day.
You know you've had a bad day when you wake up with no pants and a very sore ass after last nights party.
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:54 amby Lance
...your office phone rings and your secretary says "sir, there's a crew here from 20/20 and they would like to see you."
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:55 amby Dragon Star
...a Mexican hits you in the head with a brick.
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:14 amby pmcolt
...you realize you accidentally deleted those emails.
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:23 amby Lance
...You answer the door only to find Bill Thompson on the other side.
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:00 amby Мастер
. . .you want to post "a Mexican hits you in the head with a brick" in the "you know you've had a bad day" thread, but someone beat you to it.
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:02 amby hippietrekx
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:. . .you want to post "a Mexican hits you in the head with a brick" in the "you know you've had a bad day" thread, but [...]
...two people beat you to it.
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:25 pmby Dragon Star
...the only thing in the fridge is a head of cabbage and a can of slimfast.
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:40 pmby hippietrekx
...you realise you can't afford a can of pop that costs a quarter.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:14 amby troubleagain
even the dog won't look you in the eye.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:39 amby St. Jimmy
a depressing song feels uplifting.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:02 amby Lance
It's April, but the weather is more like it was in December.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:52 amby pmcolt
...the IRS gives you a call, and they sound really happy.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:58 amby Dragon Star
...when you cry to Savage Garden- Truly, Madly, Deeply.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:35 pmby Capt. Moosedoom
...when your lunch looks like pudding with chocolate chips and it's really goulash
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:13 pmby MM_Dandy
...the smell of baking pizza causes you to vomit :(.
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:19 pmby troubleagain
....a stranger says to you...."You've been served."
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:59 pmby Dragon Star
...a Mexican says to you "He-he, you lookie like caca."
(I could go for a week about my Mexicans, I love em' like family.)
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:27 amby hippietrekx
You have to go to an awards ceremony in two days and your voice is gone.
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:26 amby Capt. Moosedoom
....when people start asking you about your day.
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:46 amby umop ap!sdn
....when people are afraid to ask you about your day.
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:49 amby Capt. Moosedoom
...one of the speakers on your head phones isn't working.
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:30 amby pmcolt
...you wake up with a nosebleed, a mysterious scar, an achy feeling in some orifice, the vaguest memory of a bunch of short grey people with great big black eyes standing around your bed, and a sudden urge to write a tell-all book about the impending apocalypse.
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:09 pmby troubleagain
...you can't find one of your shoes anywhere.
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:55 pmby Capt. Moosedoom
...when the waiter smiles at you.