Illuminati-R-Us

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:41 pm

As an attempt for something new, lets give this a try. Just one rule, finish the sentence of something you would consider to be a bad day.

You know you've had a bad day when you wake up with no pants and a very sore ass after last nights party.

by **Lance** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:54 am

...your office phone rings and your secretary says "sir, there's a crew here from 20/20 and they would like to see you."

by **Dragon Star** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:55 am

...a Mexican hits you in the head with a brick.

by **pmcolt** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:14 am

...you realize you accidentally deleted those emails.

by **Lance** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:23 am

...You answer the door only to find Bill Thompson on the other side.

by **Мастер** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:00 am

. . .you want to post "a Mexican hits you in the head with a brick" in the "you know you've had a bad day" thread, but someone beat you to it.

by **hippietrekx** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:02 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:. . .you want to post "a Mexican hits you in the head with a brick" in the "you know you've had a bad day" thread, but [...]

...two people beat you to it.

by **Dragon Star** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:25 pm

...the only thing in the fridge is a head of cabbage and a can of slimfast.

by **hippietrekx** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:40 pm

...you realise you can't afford a can of pop that costs a quarter.

by **troubleagain** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:14 am

even the dog won't look you in the eye.

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:39 am

a depressing song feels uplifting.

by **Lance** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:02 am

It's April, but the weather is more like it was in December.

by **pmcolt** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:52 am

...the IRS gives you a call, and they sound really happy.

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:58 am

...when you cry to Savage Garden- Truly, Madly, Deeply.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:35 pm

...when your lunch looks like pudding with chocolate chips and it's really goulash

by **MM_Dandy** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:13 pm

...the smell of baking pizza causes you to vomit :(.

by **troubleagain** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:19 pm

....a stranger says to you...."You've been served."

by **Dragon Star** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:59 pm

...a Mexican says to you "He-he, you lookie like caca."

(I could go for a week about my Mexicans, I love em' like family.)

by **hippietrekx** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:27 am

You have to go to an awards ceremony in two days and your voice is gone.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:26 am

....when people start asking you about your day.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:46 am

....when people are afraid to ask you about your day.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:49 am

...one of the speakers on your head phones isn't working.

by **pmcolt** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:30 am

...you wake up with a nosebleed, a mysterious scar, an achy feeling in some orifice, the vaguest memory of a bunch of short grey people with great big black eyes standing around your bed, and a sudden urge to write a tell-all book about the impending apocalypse.

by **troubleagain** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:09 pm

...you can't find one of your shoes anywhere.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:55 pm

...when the waiter smiles at you.

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