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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:26 am
by Enzo
YKYHABD when you start hallucinating Australian dating web sites right here on our forum.

She looks like she'd kick my ass. Oh well, I've been bad, I need to be punished.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:41 pm
by Lance
YKYHABD when you're found dead in your London home from a drug overdose.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:49 pm
by Arneb
YKYHABD when you go to bed knowing that the next day, your country will have defaulted on its debt.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:49 pm
by tubeswell
Arneb wrote:YKYHABD when you go to bed knowing that the next day, your country will have defaulted on its debt.


YKYHABD when you go to bed knowing that the next day the world will have a bad eternity, because the US govt will have defaulted on its debt.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:17 pm
by Lance
YKYHABD when the government accuses your company of doing it again.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:38 pm
by Мастер
The BNSF is late because of you.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:51 pm
by Arneb
...someone goes on a killling spree on an island and you can'T get there because all heli pilots are on summer holiday.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:20 am
by Мастер
Someone goes on a killing spree on an island and you can get there.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:51 am
by tubeswell
Someone goes on a killing spree on an island that you happen to be on at the same time

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:35 am
by Мастер
Someone's killing spree fails to take out your enemies.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:00 am
by tubeswell
Someone else's shopping spree cleans out your wallet.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:52 am
by St. Jimmy
The hangover headache from this lasts the whole day.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:48 pm
by Arneb
...You've again not done what your people have a right to expect from you.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:45 pm
by Мастер
The orcas come back. (Nature program on the television.)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:27 pm
by tubeswell
The plasterer still hasn't [strike]finished[/strike] started their part of the renovations and your wife's patience is running out

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:27 pm
by Arneb
When they ask you if this and that therapist is really necessary because they are oh so expensive.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:59 pm
by tubeswell
When you realise that there is an absolute limit to what people are prepared to pay.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:15 pm
by Arneb
..when there is still not a single slide in your important powerpoint presentation for next week.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:36 pm
by Мастер
^When you're using PowerPoint^ :P

When you get to the Thai place for a late dinner, only to find it's closed :(

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:35 am
by KLA2
^ When you arrive early, and see the chef out back netting rats. ^

{Usual apologies to Thais, chefs, restaurants, rats, and Mactep.}

ETA: Not necessarily in that order. :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:41 pm
by Мастер
The kicker for the other team misses two conversions, and it doesn't matter at all.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:50 am
by KLA2
I find the "sports" thread infiltrating the entire board.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:45 am
by Мастер
KLA2 wrote:I find the "sports" thread infiltrating the entire board.


YKYHABD when you're a Springbok.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:20 pm
by Arneb
....you find yourself in need of plastering the entire front page of "Baba".

PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:23 pm
by Мастер
You get well onto the second page.