Illuminati-R-Us

In the continuing tradition of me bringing y'all games that don't last very long, I give you the Misquote Game. (Hey, it works on other boards.)

The rules are simple. Scroll down to the last post in the thread. Hit the "quote" button. Find a sentence or two in that quote that look particularly interesting, and change a few words of the quote to make it even more interesting. Then, add a few sentences of your own responding to the misquoted text.

Will this game even make one page? Five posts? Did this game already exist in this forum, and it's so unpopular that it's no longer even on the first page? Who knows? Certainly not me!

pmcolt wrote:(Hey, it works on other broads.)

I do assume that to have material to quote that we have to type SOMETHING down here, yes? See, DS misquotes me all the time, even going so far as to say that I'd let him sleep in my bed. Terrible. Where's the minds of young people gone to now? (I'd like to find mine, so if you do know of this mythical location, please, tell me.) Have a nice day.

hippietrekx wrote:I do assume that, down here, DS mises me all the time, even going so far as to say that I'd like this mythical location.

That sounds like you'd enjoy having Dragon Star tie you down to a bed and having his "Dragonly Ways" with you, hard and often, as soon as possible.

Lance wrote:That sounds like you'd enjoy having Dragon Star invite you into his dungeon and having tea with you, hot and often, as soon as possible.

One cannot help but wonder what kind of restraints that dungeon has. It is easy to imagine what someone who goes by Dom might want to do with them.

(First we get a non sequiturs game and now there's a strawman game. I love this place!)

umop ap!sdn wrote:One cannot help but wonder what kind of test facilities that government has. It is easy to imagine what non sequiturs loathe in this place.

Well, with an area like this for milling about, how are we poor little citizens supposed to fend for ourselves? Have we no rights? Can't we bleed if you stab us and thus leak with blood!?

hippietrekx wrote:Have we no rights? Can't we fend for ourselves and stab poor little citizens!?

I can understand you wanting to stab people. You enjoy inflicting pain among others. But why would you stab the innocents!??! You should leave the vulgar alone and go after people like BT and IDW.

St. Jimmy wrote:But why would you duct tape Dragon Star!??! You should leave the dragon alone and go after people like me and Moose.

Now, now, Jimmy, no reason to be jealous. The magic of duct tape is that it's so useful and so affordable. There's plenty enough for everyone.

pmcolt wrote:Now, now, Jimmy, no reason to be jealous. The magic of Dragon Star is that he's so useful and so affordable.

Why, thank you. :) I finally get tomorrow off, first Saturday in weeks.

Dragon Star wrote:I finally get tomorrow off, first stormy day in weeks.

Isn't that the way it goes. Don't ya just love Murphy's Law? :P

umop ap!sdn wrote:Isn't that the way it grows. Don't ya just love Boyle's Law?

Umop, it's just so nice that you're into science. And that you remember all of those laws named after strange old scientists! You're so love-able.

hippietrekx wrote:Umop, it's just so nice that you're into Bill Thompson. And that you remember all of those rants and strange scientific raves! You're so gull-ible.

Maybe umop is just practicing being nice to lesser forms of life. Umop is, after all, kind to a fault.

Lance wrote:Maybe umop is just practicing being curious about extraterrestrial forms of life.

I'd take a starship to 82 Eridani or someplace like that were it not for all the TV shows & my friends & beautiful sunsets that I'd be leaving behind. :D

(Seriously though, thanks - youse are awesome folks!)

umop ap!sdn wrote:I'd take a bus to Cozumel or someplace like that were it not for all the TV shows & my friends & beautiful sunsets that I'd be leaving behind. :D

Lighten up, umop, it's just a vacation. Think of all the beautiful sunsets you'll see there, and the postcards you could mail to your friends back home. It's not like you're hopping a starship to 82 Eridani or someplace like that. :P

pmcolt wrote:Lighten up, umop, it's just a two-year sentence. Think of all the interesting people you'll meet up close and personally, and the letters you can mail to your governor asking for clemency. It's not like you're hopping a bus to Cozumel or something like that.

Don't make light of prison time, pmcolt.

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Don't take a light to propane tanks, pmcolt.

Why not? It says "inflammable" right on the tank. Besides, how else am I going to find the source of that gas leak?

pmcolt wrote:What's this? It says "insatiable" right on the warning label. Beside my bed I am going to find out what the contents of this box labeled "Rubber Sheep" does.

Be careful with that, pmcolt. If it's an authentic one, bearing an "Imported from Scotland" sticker, it won't let you finish until it gets a pint.

Lance wrote: Be careful with that, pmcolt. If it's an authentic one, bearing an "Imported from Scotland" sticker, it won't let you finish until it gets a pint.

If the sticker says, “Reared in Scotland”, I hope you get the point.

(pmcolt, if you are through with that rubber sheep, Dragon Star would like to borrow it)

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/v ... 7703#87703
Quote:
>Quite possibly is the loneliest bastard on this forum.<

{Sorry, DS. Couldn't resist :wink: :D }

KLA2 wrote:(pmcolt, if you are through with that rubber sheet, Dragon Star would like to borrow it)

You guys are demonstrating four dimensional gravity now? :D

*pulls up a chair*

umop ap!sdn wrote:You guys are demonstrating how to eat an Oreo now? :D

*pulls up a chair*

It's really very simple, umop. First you twist it, then you lick it, then you... oh, darn. How does that go?

pmcolt wrote:It's really big pimple, umop. First you twist it, then you flick it.

If I had a dollar for every pimple I've had I'd be one rich a-hole by now.

tubeswell wrote:If I had a dollar for every Dimple I've had I'd be one rich a-hole by now.

Of course, you don't receive a dollar for buying a drink of whisky, you pay for it.

Arneb wrote:Of course, you don't receive a drink of whisky, you pay a dollar for it.

I wont pay a skerric for it.

tubeswell wrote:I won't say terrific for it.

Nobody wants you to find anything terrific that you don't like.