Illuminati-R-Us

Okay, I'm definitly a newb to all of this.
but
I'd like to hear everyone's favorite movie quotes.

here's an example:

"You NEVER go ass to mouth." -Dante, Clerks 2

Let's see how long we can keep this up. =]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
President Mifkin in Dr Stranglelove.

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.--The Princess Bride.


(I love your username!)

I loved your father. -bernard to harry, spiderman 3

"When you love someone,
And you love them with your heart,
It never disappears,
When you're apart.
And when you love someone
And you've done all you can do,
You set them free,
And if that love was true...
When you love someone
It will all come back to you."

-- Forget Paris

Dragon Star wrote:"When you love someone,
And you love them with your heart,
It never disappears,
When you're apart.
And when you love someone
And you've done all you can do,
You set them free,
And if that love was true...
When you love someone
It will all come back to you."

-- Forget Paris

awe, how cuuutttteee. ^_^

"Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for."

--Joseph Addison

"Now it's time to go sleepy-bye you worthless piece of garbage."
-Sgt. Pinback to the alien in Dark Star

"The problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill, and these are our beans."

Lt Frank Drebin in one of the Naked Gun films.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum..."

- One of the few bright spots in the very John-Carpenterish "They Live"

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

--Serenity

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

--Douglas Adams

here's a pirate one..


"Why is the rum always gone...?"
-Jack Sparrow.

:D

"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."

--Augusten Burroughs

"I don't want to kill everyone…Just my enemies."

~Michael Corleone in The Godfather

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars

-oscar wilde

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

~Hannibal Lecter

"That is why you fail." -Yoda

"You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit."

~Gabriel (SwordFish)

Rules of Fight Club
1. You do not talk about 'Fight Club'.
2. You do not talk about 'Fight Club'.
3. When someone yells "Stop" or goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.
4. Only two guys to a fight.
5. One fight at a time.
6. No shirts, no shoes.
7. Fights go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first night at 'Fight Club', you have to fight.

-fight club

"What do you call assassins who accuse assassins?"

~Kurtz (Apocalypse Now)

Under this mask there is a face. But I am no more that face than I am the muscles beneath it or then bones beneath them. -V (V for vendetta)

"My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month."

~Capt. Bart Mancuso (The Hunt for Red October)

sic gorgiamus alos subjectatos nunc
-the addams family(mortissia)

"On your knees. I want you to beg for forgiveness."

~Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)