Illuminati-R-Us

by **Enzo** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:35 am

little row of squares
lined up on my pc screen
this is haiku now?

by **KLA2** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:38 pm

If I really try
To write a Haiku for you
Would you applaud it?

There once was a man
Of Nantucket, who carried
His balls in a bucket

Darned Haikus. Can’t finish it. :(

by **KLA2** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:55 pm

I see my navel.
It has lint; too bad, so sad.
I look away, now.

by **KLA2** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:00 pm

Where is the Dragon
Why does he not post here, why?
Is he too proud to?

by **Ikyoto** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:56 am

A leaf falls to Earth
The sound cannot be ignored
A whisper of spring

by **Enzo** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:06 am

tree falls in the woods
no one is there to hear it
do we really care?

a train leaves New York
another leaves Chicago
math class really sucks

male enhancement woe
erection lasting four hours
Bob is not smiling

by **KLA2** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:16 am

Ikyoto: (Enzo got in there too quickly) :wink:

My favorite team
The Toronto Maple Leafs
Are you mocking them?

by **Мастер** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:17 am

Ikyoto leaves
For almost the entire year
Then posts a haiku

by **KLA2** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:24 am

Enzo wrote:male enhancement woe
erection lasting four hours
Bob is not smiling

You give us a poem
But create a large question
Who the hell is Bob?

by **Enzo** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:20 am

You do not know Bob?
"natural male enhancement"
this does not ring bells?

Canada TV
must be very different from
that in the US.

Bob has a big smile
and Mrs. Bob has one too
Bob has been "enhanced"

the stuff is Enzyte
read all about it online
here is the web site

by **Lance** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:59 pm

What's up Ikyoto?
It's good to see you again.
I hope you will stay.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:30 pm

You are lucky if
Never having to listen
To awful theme song

Last time that piece of
You-know-what came on the tube
I turned off Star Trek

Hi there Ikyoto
Long time no see, we all wish
You'd hang out here more :D

by **KLA2** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:49 am

If I did haik u
Would you haik me too? If not
Then I say "Haik u"

by **Enzo** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:14 am

If you knew hiaku
like I knew hiaku, oh, oh
oh what haiku...HEY!

by **KLA2** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:11 am

Oh, I knew Haiku
Would like to renew that, too
If not, I am blue

by **KLA2** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:52 pm

Enzo wrote:You do not know Bob?
"natural male enhancement"
this does not ring bells?

Canada TV
must be very different from
that in the US.

Yes. Look at this. All folks outside Canada, you will laugh. You will sigh. You will roll your eyes ...

http://www.cbc.ca/consumers/market/file ... directads/

"In Canada, there's a limit to what drug ads can say: they can advertise the name of a product or say what it treats. But they cannot do both at the same time. Like the Viagra ad, you only see ads that give the name of the drug and only hint at what it's for." :lol:

You can only IMAGINE watching such a commercial ... actually, probably a lot funnier and (of necessity) more sophisticated than elsewhere. 8)

by **KLA2** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:57 pm

Or, as a Haiku:

In Canada
You can show name or treatment
But never both.

by **Enzo** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:30 am

Does not our TV
Come to Canada sometimes
you could see our Bob.

by **KLA2** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:11 pm

Enzo wrote:Does not our TV
Come to Canada sometimes
you could see our Bob.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simultaneous_substitution

“In Canada, the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission allows Canadian television broadcasters to require simultaneous substitution of their channel for U.S. channels when they choose to simulcast a show; consequently, they often do choose to do so. Although sometimes controversial, this practice is seen as as a way to protect the broadcast rights and commercial revenues of Canadian television broadcasters, by ensuring that the Canadian commercials are seen by nearly all viewers of the program.[citation needed]
For example, Global airs several popular American series such as The Simpsons. With simultaneous substitution, Global can ensure that advertisements purchased on their network are seen by nearly all Canadians watching the show at that particular time, rather than losing advertising revenue because some viewers were seeing the FOX affiliate's commercials instead.”

Advertisers here often substitute their own commercials. Must look up the definition of “steal”. :wink: Actually, I think there is some compensation deal.

by **KLA2** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:13 pm

We steal your programs
Use them to sell our products.
What are neighbours for? :lol:

by **KLA2** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:38 pm

Sun is bright today.
Monitor cannot compete.
So must turn away.

by **Enzo** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:43 am

snow on trouser legs
winter sticking to my pants
I can't wait for spring

by **Arneb** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:45 pm

Instead of soggy,
Rotten days of cats and dogs,
Sun, crystalline cold

by **KLA2** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:43 pm

The snow is so deep
The shovel leans, mocking me.
This is only fall!

by **troubleagain** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:06 pm

I will have no snow...
White Christmas? What's that?
It's still all green here.

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