Illuminati-R-Us

by **troubleagain** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:21 pm

Bwahahahah! Because then I'd never get around to waxing Verbose....I could pay someone else to, though.

by **KLA2** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:08 pm

I call my car Moon
That way at least once a month
It waxes itself.

by **troubleagain** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:11 pm

Does the moon get
Bikini wax or does it
Get really hairy?

by **KLA2** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:38 pm

To paraphrase Alex Trebec: please phrase your answer in the form of a Haiku. {You're doing this deliberately, right?} :lol:

Try

Does the moon get a
Bikini wax or does it
Get really hairy?

by **troubleagain** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:54 pm

::sigh:: Simple Typo this time. The a was intended....

by **Arneb** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:00 pm

Norovirus, a
yucky, evil li'l bugger
Leapt at me full swing.

:glp-yak:

by **troubleagain** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:37 am

Arneb has been ill--
Barf smiley shows us all how
Sick he feels right now.

by **KLA2** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:35 am

I stand in awe of
Health care workers who put their
Health on the line daily.

by **KLA2** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:45 am

A month has passed since
Anyone has posted; was
It something I said?

by **Мастер** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:44 am

Perhaps posters lack
The keen insight and wisdom
Needed for haikus

by **KLA2** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:24 pm

The moon eclipsed; five
Fridays, twenty nine days. A
month to remember.

by **troubleagain** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:03 pm

KLA2 wrote:A month has passed since
Anyone has posted; was
It something I said?

A month gone, indeed,
With nary a post in here--
Most likely your breath. ;)

by **KLA2** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:34 am

Finally, correct :P
But uses her newfound skill
To offer insult? :lol:

by **troubleagain** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:19 pm

KLA2 knows me well,
So he can't possibly take
My words seriously.

:wink:

by **KLA2** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:35 pm

troubleagain wrote:KLA2 knows me well,
So he can't possibly take
My words seriously.

:wink:

"Me seriously"?
"Offence at my words"?
:lol:

by **troubleagain** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:26 pm

My Words Ser Yous Ly.

Five syllables. :wink:

by **KLA2** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:33 pm

A Haiku should flow
Easily as giving birth
(For the man involved) :lol:

by **KLA2** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:57 am

Snow is now falling.
Snow. Snow snow snow. Snow. Snow snow.
Snow and more damn snow. :lol:

by **troubleagain** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:52 pm

Sunshine on my face
Makes me want to stay inside
Where it is cooler. :lol:

by **KLA2** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:14 am

A word, starts with “B”.
Five letters, one syllable.
Say it, I will not. :P :lol:

by **troubleagain** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:37 pm

KLA2 is thinking
a sharp word which rhymes with witch.
I wear it with pride. :lol:

by **KLA2** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:06 pm

Go ahead and gloat.
Global warming may soon make
Your smug smile melt away. :P

by **troubleagain** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:22 pm

Unless the whole state
Goes under the water I'm
Fine on high land here.

by **KLA2** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:48 pm

Florida. The lack
Threatens more than the excess
Sinkholes, more than floods

by **pmcolt** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:36 am

Three-thirty AM
I wish I could fall asleep.
Why can't I fall zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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