Illuminati-R-Us

by **troubleagain** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:32 pm

Post counts don't matter--
Picking on Canadians--
That's what matters, eh?

by **KLA2** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:52 pm

Up here, we get snow
Down there, you get hurricanes.
We are cool, you ...

{Can't think of the word ... :P }

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:17 am

Long ago I left,
Into forbidden realms away,
Today I return.

by **KLA2** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:40 am

The moon rides high, wisps
Of cloud above, white teeth flash...
The 'wulf has returned. 8)

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:10 am

In awe, the wulf turns
And says, to K-L-A-2
"That was pretty good"

by **troubleagain** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:03 pm

Flashes of genius
When you least expect them, that's
Our K-L-A-2. :wink:

by **Arneb** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:21 pm

A self-respecting
Robot will have a fine nerve
of steel for haikus

by **troubleagain** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:33 pm

It takes skill to write
Haiku in a language not
Your own native tongue.

by **KLA2** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:01 am

Arneb is so skilled
Sometimes I wonder if he
Is man or machine. :wink:

by **Arneb** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:56 pm

(Funny, in German, Maschine is feminine, as in Latin; it fits well: Ah, mah machine's working again. Ah gave'r a good lube and stroked her for an hour, and now she's just purring like a cat...)

He-man I am, SNORT!
No tinny it-machine thoughts
Ever crossed my mind.

by **troubleagain** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:03 pm

Boredom sucks my soul
leaving just a cadaver--
I am bored to death.

by **KLA2** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:46 pm

{^ Good form. 8) }

Your posts bring much joy
And warm the hearts of all here
You bestow them on.

by **troubleagain** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:50 pm

Kissed the Blarney Stone--
With his metal lips he smooched.
Now he's silver-tongued.

:lol:

by **KLA2** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:39 am

When I speak the truth
I am doubted. When I lie,
Then I am believed. :(

by **troubleagain** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:36 pm

You silly robot,
We so like to tease you and
You oft fall for it.
:wink:

by **Arneb** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:46 pm

Cut him some slack, for
Literal-minded they are,
Our friends, the robots.

by **troubleagain** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:05 pm

Literal-minded,
Yes, but such joy our pet
Robots bring us all.

by **Arneb** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:39 pm

If only they had
The soft, velvety smooth skin
Of an Asian girl.

(...And THAT was when the fight started)

by **KLA2** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:30 am

Warm rains melt the snow.
Above, returning geese call.
Can spring be far off?

by **troubleagain** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:52 pm

I was late today.
My boss is not here to see
So I am golden. :wink:

by **Enzo** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:51 am

I am human male
with singleness of purpose
so I....ooooh shiny.

my above haiku
perhaps enjoyed by all is
a gift for my wife

by **troubleagain** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:22 pm

A gift for your wife?
Perfect--only thing better--
To wring out a pun.

by **Enzo** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:27 am

do not encourage
ignorant couch potato
watcher of cop shows

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:50 am

One day I will be
a big astrophysicist.
You on my good side?

by **Enzo** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:06 am

shiny star at night
how does thee shine so brightly?
hippie knows just how

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