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Postby troubleagain » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:43 pm

Fall and Florida.
The words, they do not go so
well together, yes?
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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Postby KLA2 » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:46 am

With global warming
All my snow shovels I should
Throw away. Yes? No? :?
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Postby Мастер » Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:56 am

It will take a while
To affect Ontario
So keep them for now
They call me Mr Celsius!
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:44 pm

I have once seen
This thing called "snow shovel."
It was a gag gift.
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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:04 am

Oh, little Cruiser.
Bland in your creamy whiteness.
Lets drive off a cliff!

Oh little chicken
How tasty you soon will be.
Lets light a candle.
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Postby KLA2 » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:34 pm

Your poems make me think
Perhaps it may not be safe
If you eat and drive. :lol:
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Postby troubleagain » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:17 pm

A four-day work week
Is such a wonderful thing.
All weeks should be so.

Next week is three days.
Even better; Give thanks for
Holiday work weeks.
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Postby Lance » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:18 pm

Why is it so slow?
The users have found new homes.
And now we are dying.
No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Postby Arneb » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:43 pm

By no means we are!
IRU is, and will be,
a tremendous board.
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Postby troubleagain » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:46 pm

Well, I am still here,
But I do not start threads much.
I like to post, though.
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Postby KLA2 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:45 pm

If you were not here
The light would dim, music mute
In these hallowed halls. :wink:
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:18 pm

Awww, KLA2 is sweet.
He makes me feel like I am
Missed when I'm not here.
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Postby Arneb » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:54 pm

You are, you are, you
Are. You are, you are you are.
You are, you - GOT IT??!!
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Postby troubleagain » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:13 pm

Such friends I have here...
A warm and wonderful place
Is our IRU. 8)
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Postby Arneb » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:22 pm

Terrible Two, that's
What they say about this age.
Sometimes, they're soooo right. :shock:
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:23 pm

Wait 'til Arneb learns
That the Terrible Twos can
Last for many years.

:shock: :lol:
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Postby Arneb » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:36 pm

On the other hand,
If this is terrible twos
How are the good times?
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:03 pm

I have heard it said
That the good outweighs the bad,
But I would not know. ;)
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Postby Enzo » Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:52 am

I must be good then
surely I outweigh bad men
bad women, maybe
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Postby Arneb » Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:05 pm

Two thousan and nine,
A happy new year I wish
For everyone here.
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Postby KLA2 » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:40 am

To lose a friend, cold.
To recover a friend, warm
Better warm than cold.
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Postby KLA2 » Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:05 am

Four thousand posts. I
Hope as enjoyed to receive
As to have given. :D
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Postby Arneb » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:51 pm

Congratulations
and thanks, for four thousand good,
thoughtful posts, my friend.
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Postby troubleagain » Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:36 pm

Four thousand posts, eh?
How many posts is that in
American posts, right?
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Postby Arneb » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:24 pm

troubleagain is
a little fierce when it comes
to post counts, ain't she?
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