Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:12 pm**

Brightest star will shine
Our own stuff, artificial.
Lady Venus weeps.

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:18 am**

My glass, now empty.
Warm bed, soft pillow becons.
Good night, sleep well, all.

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:01 pm**

It's Monday morning.
In spring, it's good to wake and
Smell all the flowers.

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:33 am**

It is Thursday night
In fall, it’s bad to wake and
Have to rake the leaves. :evil:

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:57 pm**

I went to the store
I was so sad I could not
find the caprisun.

Posted: **Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:48 am**

A hot, humid day
A cool, windy night to give
Long and peaceful sleep.

Posted: **Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:54 pm**

Suddenly my head
was filled with thoughts of maybe
a happy birthday

Posted: **Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:50 am**

spanking the bottom
and a pinch to grow an inch
a happy birthday

Posted: **Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:41 pm**

my husband threw a
giant nail that he dremmeled
to be a big spike

(that is hat he is doing right now)

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:02 am**

A leaf falls to earth
Trees turning many colours
Fall has come again.

Posted: **Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:03 pm**

I started to read
the Canterbury Tales last
night to my husband

Posted: **Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:30 am**

A moose, a haiku
Fall colours, cool nights, dark skys
The end of summer.

Posted: **Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:54 pm**

A zombie I did
see apon a dark and most
dreary of all nights

But for Halloween
dressed was I in the clothes of
Alex, the feared droog

A Clockwork Orange
was he brainwashed to think he
could not be angry

Posted: **Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:15 am**

A tri part haiku
Stanley Kubric should be pleased
At such a tribute

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:04 am**

The time grows so late
Threads of my mind unravel
Sleep soon is welcome

Posted: **Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:24 pm**

So what happened
To the 'This or That' Game?
I can't find it.

I enjoyed it
But why can't I find it?
Where did it go?

It seems that
Its no longer in the game forum
Who took it?

Why'd ya take it?
What did it ever do to you?
Please reinstate it

Posted: **Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:58 pm**

Colonel Gaddafi
Is fighting to keep his job
And his cool golf cart.

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:41 am**

The despot lives on
Many innocents will die
Why must this be? Why? :cry:

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:31 am**

His life and actions justify
The sale of guns and oil by
them who sell apple pie

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:29 pm**

Bombs in Tripoli
Rebels hide in Benghazi
I think I'll stay home

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:52 am**

tubeswell wrote:His life and actions justify
The sale of guns and oil by
them who sell apple pie

Tubes, a real Haiku
Does not strictly have to be
Five-seven-five, but ...

That is the challenge.
Will you post now by that rule?
We all know you can. :)

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:56 am**

KLA2 wrote:
tubeswell wrote:His life and actions justify
The sale of guns and oil by
them who sell apple pie

Tubes, a real Haiku
Does not strictly have to be
Five-seven-five, but ...

That is the challenge.
Will you post now by that rule?
We all know you can. :)

Very true KLA2
More than seventeen syllables
wasn't it?

Its getting cooler here
My brain freezes over
as winter draws near

Next time around surely
I will keep a watch
on the syllable count

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:18 pm**

But the question is
How many syllables in
The name of KLA2?

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:32 pm**

Mactep wrote:But the question is
How many syllables in
The name of KLA2?

I assumed four because
The letters were capitalised
Was I wrong?

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:45 pm**

Does it perhaps mean
Kosovo Liberation
Army, the Sequel?

Or maybe it is
from The Day the Earth Stood Still,
Spoken like, "cla-too"?

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