Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:38 pmDear little sister
Here is a haiku for you
Love you, wake up soon.
Here is a haiku for you
Love you, wake up soon.
If ever I prayed
I'd send a prayer for her
To a God unknown.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:38 pmPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:27 amPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:25 amSuch a feisty girl.
doc tried to wake her; so she
smacked him in the face
Such a bratty girl.
Annoyed with her catheter,
she yanked it right out.
Such a rough tough girl.
When the above transpired,
not a tear was shed.
doc tried to wake her; so she
smacked him in the face
Such a bratty girl.
Annoyed with her catheter,
she yanked it right out.
Such a rough tough girl.
When the above transpired,
not a tear was shed.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:28 pmSummer holidays.
Noone at home anymore.
What am I here for?
Noone at home anymore.
What am I here for?
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:56 pmAlone in the night
Archer on television
But it's a rerun
Between-show filler
It's Joan As Police Woman
Singing "The Magic"
The music's not bad
But gawd, does the video
Really truly suck
Archer on television
But it's a rerun
Between-show filler
It's Joan As Police Woman
Singing "The Magic"
The music's not bad
But gawd, does the video
Really truly suck
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:06 pmGo, Sebastian!
Make those stylish Englishmen
Eat dust tomorrow!
Make those stylish Englishmen
Eat dust tomorrow!
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:36 amHaikus are tricky
It's so easy to miscount
And make a mistake
It's so easy to miscount
And make a mistake
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:41 amA billion or so
In economics seems not
To matter too much.
In economics seems not
To matter too much.
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:30 amKLA2 wrote:A billion or so
In economics seems not
To matter too much.
It matters to some
Could you possibly manage
To lend me a few?
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:00 amI have obtained
an inherited chainsaw
from father in law
A trial run and now
and the backyard is covered
in sawdust and twigs
The neighbours put up
quite politely I might add
with the rowdy blitz
Now I can relax
whilst contemplating the next
chainsaw episode
an inherited chainsaw
from father in law
A trial run and now
and the backyard is covered
in sawdust and twigs
The neighbours put up
quite politely I might add
with the rowdy blitz
Now I can relax
whilst contemplating the next
chainsaw episode
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:39 amPoured a cup of tea
Then something distracted me
Now it's very cold :(
Then something distracted me
Now it's very cold :(
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:07 amAn arborist hacked
Our backyard free of deadwood
yesterday Hoo-ray!
Our backyard free of deadwood
yesterday Hoo-ray!
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:37 pmthe look in her eyes
"I'll be out of this soon, doc"
with a hint of trust
"I'll be out of this soon, doc"
with a hint of trust
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:59 pmThe semifinals
Are coming up next weekend
Sunday's match sounds good
Are coming up next weekend
Sunday's match sounds good
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:15 pmAfter hours of play
The sound of a snoring child
Happiness, blinding.
The sound of a snoring child
Happiness, blinding.