Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:48 am**

To the girl with the mousy hair

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:43 pm**

But her mummy is yelling “No”
And her daddy has told her to go

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:24 pm**

But her friend is nowhere to be seen
as she walks through her sunken dream

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:18 pm**

But she does have a great pair
And her silky, mousy hair

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:40 pm**

KLA2 wrote:But she does have a great pair
And her silky, mousy hair

Should have been:

To the seat with the clearest view
and she's hooked to the silver screen

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:11 am**

You've never heard Barbara Streisand's "version" then, eh?

Woof! - Scott

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:24 am**

Pee holes
People who like pee holes
Are the funkiest people
In the world...

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:57 pm**

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
KLA2 wrote:But she does have a great pair
And her silky, mousy hair

Should have been:

To the seat with the clearest view
and she's hooked to the silver screen

There was a right answer?? :shock:

By me. Guess I'll google it.

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:02 pm**

Oh. Got it. :oops:

I stand bloodied, but unbowied. :D

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:24 am**

Sigh ... Enzo has competition ...

and we're back:

But the film is a saddening bore,
though she's lifted ten times or more

Woof! - Scott

Posted: **Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:24 am**

She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on

Posted: **Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:34 pm**

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:15 pm**

Its the freakiest show
take a look at the lawman
beating up the wrong guy
Oh man - wonder if he'll ever know ...

OT: KOS, did you ever happen to see the film "Velvet Goldmine?"

Woof! - Scott

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:00 pm**

He's in the best selling show

OT: KOS, did you ever happen to see the film "Velvet Goldmine?"

Never saw it.

Posted: **Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:23 am**

Is There Life on Mars?

OT: I'm surprised Bowie didn't sue the pants off everyone involved, as it's a barely-conceiled take on his early years, with lots (and I mean LOTS) of homosexual activity.

But the funny thing to me is this - the Iggy character is the actor who plays the young ObiWan in the Star Wars movies that my kid likes! He's actually quite good in the role, though I don't think he'll be watching that one anytime soon ...

Woof! - Scott

Posted: **Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:46 am**

It's on Amerika's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

Posted: **Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:22 am**

Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again.

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:52 am**

I was hoping to get the two lines after these, but...

See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:02 am**

We should have bent the rules and allowed you to post them then, but ...

Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns,

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2008 1:05 pm**

It's also totally uncool,
To say it in Germany, o fool!

[edit: Sorry - I missed the "it" in the verse, thus giving the line the wrong meaning]

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2008 2:52 pm**

Arneb wrote:It's also totally uncool,
To say in Germany, o fool!

Should be:

But the film is a sadd'ning bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more.

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2008 3:13 pm**

Apologies, KOS - see my edit.

:oops:

That's a shiver down your spine
Missing a word in the second line...

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2008 12:58 am**

It's about to be writ again
as I ask you to focus on

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2008 11:39 am**

It, it, it, it, you read,
is that enough of a feed?

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2008 11:10 pm**

(not much of a Bowie fan, eh, Arneb?)

Sailors
Fighting in the dance hall.
Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go

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